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Breaking: Apology from Cambridge student who burned money in front of a homeless person

Pembroke College has announced that the student will be returning to Cambridge University

Revealed: Secret recording shows CUCA members scoffing at burning money in front of homeless

One member interrupted a speech with ‘It should have been a £50 note’, followed by raucous laughter

Put a (drinking) sock in it

CONOR MULHEIR tells us why he doesn’t want to be part of your club, and doesn’t really believe that you do either.

Cantab(le) Manners Too Good For Politics

Cambridge students are too “drab” to make good leaders, which is why we’ve only produced one post-war PM, an author claims.

News From The Dark Blues

ISAAC DELESTRE’s fellow Oxfordians have got hammered with champers and mauled by hacksaws in another eventful week…

Upper Class-Holes

Balliol College have a travel grant specifically for Old Etonians so they can get paid to study ‘poor people’.

Interview with a Vampire

‘Well my political career is over, so there’s no more dogging to be doing.’ DAVID HOLLAND steps into Paxo’s shoes to chat to everyone’s favourite question-dodger, MICHAEL HOWARD.

Tories Say: ‘Save Water, Drink Champagne’

The Cambridge University Conservative Association has been slammed for producting an “elitist” freshers’ guide.