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VOTE NOW: Cambridge’s Best Bums 2016

You decide who topped last year. Make sure you cast your vote at the bottom of the article.

Blue balls out for charity

So you don’t accidentally burn all of your bridges in the expensive fire of Cambridge insularity

Are you ready for this jelly?

A whole year has passed, Cantabs have evolved – expect this year’s bums to be peachier than ever

It’s been a year since the world discovered P.Middy’s bum. TABATHA LEGGETT is on the look out for the next big thing.

SWYN HAF has a word with the omniscient porter.

THE TAB takes an unbiased look at why Varsity remains Cambridge’s best student paper.