‘Dog ate my essay’ excuse just not cutting it? ALEX BOWER gives us a lesson in how it’s done.
ALEX BOWER finds teaching English in Moscow tough: you try dealing with a naked penis-examining three year old.
ALEX BOWER’s dishes the Russian dirt on buying fake Schengen visas and the underground hand grenade trade.
ALEX BOWER breaks the ice on Russian billboards. It’s all enormous tits and perfectly spherical arses, possibly with some sand.
ALEX BOWER is back with his latest column. Meet his landlord, a self-styled hip-hop terrorist whose life is one constant high.
Muscovy Magic Mushrooms, World of Warcraft and I Just Had Sex. It’s a day in the life of ALEX BOWER.
New columnist ALEX BOWER finds living in Moscow is all riding fire extinguishers like a Nimbus 2000 and no smiles.
They’ve arrived: the new Tab columnists for this term.
ALEX BOWER tackles Russia’s problem with alcohol, and yet another unappetising breakfast.
Part 2 of ALEX BOWER’s Russian adventure. This time, he talks semi-boiled eggs, hating men, and Russian plumbing.
The first in a three part series following MML student ALEX BOWER’s trip to Russia. His conclusion: “travelling is shit.”
If you buy Fairtrade, then you’ve got karma points to spare. And what better way to spend them than by getting lashed and having a debauched party? ALEX BOWER tells you how to incorporate Fairtrade yoghurt, quinoa and cotton into a night of naughty antics.
THE AGONY UNCLE advises Matt on the ins and outs of investment banking internships.
Ever wondered what girls talk about in the toilet? KATIE MAIR camped out in a Cindies cubicle to find out…
Uncle A encourages diligent student Pablo to enter the virtual minefield that is Facebook.
Hamishtheamish1008 is BACK! Uncle A contends with the repercussions of last week’s advice.
ALEX BOWER recommends a plan for free love this Valentine’s Day. *The Tab warns this is not the way to pull.*
This week, Uncle A dispenses wisdom on that most elusive of social skills: banter
What’s your problem? This week, Uncle A advises a troubled tutor.