Alasdair Pal

Basket Case

Lily Cole will now be walking around Cambridge – after thieves made off with her £600 bike.

Wheely Good

A new seven-inch single featuring lyrics by Cambridge legend Stephen Hawking has been released today. Listen and Download here!

Cage Rage

The Cambridge branch of Amnesty International camped out on King’s lawns this weekend, in protest at the treatment of Burmese democracy campaigners.

What A Cult

A French wiccan has sparked panic in Cambridge over plans to open an occult centre in the city, and target University students.

Gonville and Sneeze

A Caius student has been placed under quarantine after contracting swine flu…

Turd Class Honours

Girton students have been banned from Emma Bar, after FAECES was found in a passage nearby.