ALASDAIR PAL: “To call Mission Impossible food porn would be an insult to porn”.
“It would be hilarious if the situation wasn’t so grave.” ALASDAIR PAL on Louis Theroux’s latest offering.
ALASDAIR PAL: “Chalk this one up as a victory for tools and teenagers everywhere.”
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Bank bosses were forced to take action yesterday after customers complained the stench of CANNABIS was putting them off their transactions.
Gavin Rice, ex-head of the Cambridge student Tory Party has been attacked after sending a hoax email to the Labour Women’s Officer – pretending to be a woman.
A table tennis obsessed Sheikh is among the cast of eccentric and unsavoury characters donating to the 800th Anniversary Fund.
Newnham students have received a JCR email with a difference – telling them not to have NOISY SEX late at night.
Confusion has struck the planning of many May Balls, with a number of colleges choosing identical themes.
George Owers, head of CULC, has sensationally accused the Russell Group of spinning ‘outrageous lies and misrepresentation’.
Staff and students have lashed out at Gordon Brownâ€™s proposed Â£2.5 BILLION cut in higher education spending.
A French witch, first seen in the The Tab in October, now plans to stand in the next election.