Wide-eyed plucky young orphans, French stereotypes, and Sacha Baron Cohen slapstick: it can only be Scorsese’s new film, says JAMIE MATHIESON.
OSMAN RIAZ reckons you should see Immortals for the visuals but don’t stay for the plot.
No amount of ejaculate and excrement can put DOMINIC KEEN off of Jackass in 3D.
