Cambridge Best Bums 2019: THE WINNERS
The results…are… IN
The bums have been unleashed, they have been captured and they have been judged. After days, weeks, MONTHS of anticipation, the time has come for us to reveal to you, people of the world, the winners.
We can't believe it either.
Are you feeling extra cheeky? Are you sure? Because it's time… to face… the music…
*Long, dramatic, X Factor-style pause*
And so, without further ado, we bring to you the winner of The Tab Cambridge's Best Bums 2019 competition.
1st Place: Sandy
Sandy, Sandy, Sandy. Boy, our votes are hopelessly devoted to you. Congratulations on having the Best Bum in Cambridge – definitely one for the LinkedIn.
2nd Place: Tabitha and Tallulah
This dynamic duo caught our readers' hearts and votes with their wistful gazes at that…red cloth. We may be confused at what on earth they're looking at, but you lot were entranced. And with those derrières on show, who can blame you.
3rd Place: Clara
Clara's eye for symmetry is almost as awe-inspiring as her beautiful bum. This is surely one for the (art) history books.