Clubbers of the Week 3
Third time unlucky.
In honour of RAG’s impending Great British Date Off, the Tab have been sieving through all your half-baked photographic disasters in order to bring another roundup of Cambridge’s best and worst to the table.
We’ve seen every unfortunate spillage, every roving tongue, and every soggy bottom – so read on to see if you’ve made it onto the roasting tray this week.
Squad of the Week
Lads of the Week
It’s a solid effort from the guy on the far right, but the level of sobriety which he’s managed to muster for this photo doesn’t make up for his friends’ total lack of coordination. The Tab would like to point out to the gentleman with ginger hair that his rugby lad demeanour is being severely compromised by the ’40 year-old mum in a photobooth’ tongue.
An impressive feat of strength as the Cantab successfully carries four VKs.
Third Wheel of the Week
We all know how annoying it is to go clubbing with your coupley friends, so I admire both the optimism and the resilience of the girl on the left. It looks as though her efforts soon paid off…
Cringe of the Week
Wtf of the Week
The world of Cambridge clubbing is many things, but while the music might be predictable the people often aren’t. These clubbers leave us with questions.
Townie of the Week
Sometimes it can be hard to remember that not everyone in the city is a student – unless you’re in the habit of braving Spoons, in which case it’s hard to remember that not everyone is a balding sexually-frustrated creep. But regardless of the (in)validity of the town/gown divide, I think we’re all going to have to admit that we can never be as cool as this guy:
And finally, Clubber of the Week goes to…
We could all learn a lot from this fellow here – he’s basically a one-step instruction manual for expressing your emotions.
That’s all for this week – could you be featured in next week’s installment?