THEATRE: WEEK 4
Week 4 brings with it musical foliage, exiled women, comical infant teeth and satirical Trump
Dan EdwardsAt the ADC
Little Shop of Horrors Tue 1st November 2016 – Sat 5th November 2016 at 7:45pm and 2:30pm on Saturday 5th November
A classic cult musical to lift mid-term woes. Combining the genres of horror, comedy and musicals, the CUMTS production promises to be the perfect accompaniment to the Halloween festivities. It follows the story of Seymour and his strange and unusual plant that develops a soulful R&B voice, a potty mouth, and an unquenchable thirst for human blood. Hype.
Much horror, very musical
Dipthong Tue 1st November- Thu 3rd November at 11:00pm
Four Footlights partner up to give us a sketch show with a twist (there is always a twist). Two comedy double acts come together and battle over their comedic styles. Much witty banter. See the Tab TV’s exclusive chit chat with the said individuals here.
Dropouts! Fri 4th- Sat 5th November at 11:00pm
Fresh comedy concerning two best friends who get kicked out of Cambridge as a result of their extra curricular activities. Follow them as they go to a Uni where you can actually have a life out of work. Drug Lords and Drunkenness are promised.
Wanna drop out? These folks have already gone and done it
At Corpus Playroom
e x i l e Tuesday 1st November – Saturday 5th November at 7:00pm
New student writing by Rute Costa following six women who meet in exile. “I used to think I could just replant myself – that exile was a new garden in which to grow. But now my roots are rotting. I’ll stop being a tree and turn into sand.”
Milk Teeth Tuesday 1st November – Saturday 5th November at 9:30pm
Growing up is hard. It can also be funny. Four diphyodonts lose their baby teeth in Corpus Playroom and attempt to tackle their big teeth (and the big questions in Life) through the joys of a sketch show.
Teeth may or may not be extracted during the course of this show
At Bateman auditorium at Caius
Amnesty International’s The State of The States: Trump’d Wednesday 2nd November at 7:30pm
Anyone shit scared about the possible world shattering scenario that could take place next week? Me too. Luckily we can laugh it all off. For one night only the cast of Trump’d the Musical (Easter 2016) reunite for this Amnesty International night in the last days before the American election results are announced.
Come and laugh at this cretin for Amnesty
Mid term blues? Rejuvenate your faith in humanity with some thespian fun.
‘Maybe try a different course’: Ranking Cambridge University lecturers’ brutal comments
Esther KnowlesNo wonder Cambridge students always look stressed
Quiz: Find out where you’d sit in the Cambridge University college boat club eight
Freya WattsYou go to Cambridge and don’t row? How else do you spend your free time?
Cambridge University college to install climbing wall inside 150 year old church tower
Pembroke has already converted the church on Trumpington Street into an auditorium
Cambridge University to ban use of the term ‘Oxbridge’ due to elitist connotations
Anyone caught using the word will be forced to undertake a mandatory ‘inclusivity training’
St John’s College Cambridge now has control over the SJV choir’s social media
The petition to save the mixed choir is supported by the former archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams
Cambridge University temporarily halts funding from fossil fuel companies
A report found that donations from oil and gas companies posed a ‘high reputational risk’ for the university
Eight cafés to try in Cambridge as a student before you graduate from university
Lucy BarberSpoiler alert: Fitzbillies isn’t the only coffee shop in Cambridge
St John’s College Cambridge mixed choir is being disbanded
The decision means female sopranos will no longer be able to sing in any chapel services
Cambridge University colleges as songs with women’s names in the title
Ellen HawleyGet ready to update your playlist immediately x
Leah Whiting
Cambridge men lose on penalties at the 150th anniversary of Varsity football
Cambridge was forced to substitute its goalkeeper following an injury on the third minute
THE RESULTS: Cambridge vs Oxford women’s football 2024
A short summary of the Varsity match for those of you who know nothing about football
Cambridge’s smallest pub has reopened after four years
Here’s everything you need to know about The Rad, a tiny pub on King Street
Review: Blackadder Goes Forth – Cambridge Does Comic Relief
Sophie PetrieA performance that did justice to the much-loved British comedy
Paint thrown over Cambridge University West site building in protest of its ties to Israel
Cambridge’s Laboratory for Scientific Computing has been under fire for its links to arms companies
A moral alignment ranking of Cambridge college rowing blade designs
Totally objective (based on free speed and vibez)
A definitive ranking of Cambridge stash from ugly to just about wearable
April O'NeillIt’s me and my puffer against the world
Olivia Little
Who are the candidates running for election at the Cambridge Union?
Jessica SpearmanVoting opens Thursday 7th March after the weekly debate
Everything Jack O’Connell has been up to since breaking all our hearts as Cook in Skins
Rebecca MurphyHe’s now starring in the new Amy Winehouse biopic Back To Black
From absolute legends to losers, the definitive ranking of Coachella’s biggest headliners
Aaron EdwardsThere’s been the best of shows, there’s been the worst of shows
Emily Smith
Tori has finally spilled what her friendship status is now with the other MAFS Australia girls
Harrison Brocklehurst‘What those girls did to me was not friendship’
Madeleine complains that her MAFS Australia edit made her look like a ‘batsh*t crazy b*tch’
Francesca EkeThe psychic medium said that producers ‘pushed on a relationship topic that she didn’t want to go into’
MAFS Australia bride says groom broke up with her ‘out of the blue’ and won’t reply to her
‘He won’t reply to me. He hasn’t replied’
A body language expert says Jack and Tori are lying about having sex on MAFS Australia
‘Do I think they had proper sex? No’
Everything Eden and Jayden have been up to since their messy run on MAFS Australia
Apparently they broke up FOUR TIMES after filming finished
This is why everyone thinks Taylor Swift’s song thanK you aIMee is about Kim Kardashian
The title literally spells out KIM!!
All the savage Matty Healy lyrics Taylor Swift sings on The Tortured Poets Department
‘They shake their heads and say God help her when I tell them he’s my man’
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
Phoebe KowhaiShe did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
The 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
Here’s where to watch Richard Gadd next if you’re obsessed with Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
He’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
Digs at Davide to Lorraine Kelly drama: What Ekin-Su has been up to since Celeb Big Brother
Iona MacRobertShe’s been in the headlines a lot lately
After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
Yikes! A snippet of Taylor Swift’s new album has allegedly leaked and people are SLATING it
‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
Inside the life of Walton Goggins, the Fallout ghoul everyone is weirdly crushing on
Lily ColdstreamYes, it’s possible to thirst after a man who looks like a carved pumpkin