6 people in Cambridge who have given up
Lots of people are stressed about exams
Lots more people are stressed about not being stressed about exams. Some of you, after reading this, will probably be stressed that you’re not stressed enough about not being stressed about exams. These people are all of those things at once.
6. This person who thinks osmosis is legitimate revision technique.
This guy wearing a neon green polo shirt that has no aesthetic merit but is quite good for letting other larger vehicles know where you are at night.
5. This guy playing tennis in a pink cable-knit turtleneck on the hottest day of the year.
He is also wearing a headband and the sort of sunglasses only generally owned by Range Rover driving women who live ‘just outside Fulham’ whose life is one long journey to or from a coffee morning.
4. This person who has fallen asleep under the photocopier
She seems to be scanning her keyboard. Interesting… Also, the only plausible explanation for wearing that raincoat inside is to stop the tears from going all over your work.
3. This man who woke up, put on a helmet and then had three bottles of Glen’s for breakfast
All style points to this man for the late 90s grunge look. Dark boots, black cargo pants and a cycle helmet. You might have seen him around Cambridge but you’ve definitely heard him shouting at different colleges about how he is going to burn them down. Rumour has it he went to Durham… (as of yet unconfirmed).
I have given up. So much that two of the people who ‘have given up’ in an article I wrote instead of doing work were me. Am I lazy? Probably, but I see it as a form of Gonzo journalism.
1. This girl
This girl has managed to make lethargy and hopelessness stylish. She’s answered the question ‘how is revision going?’ so many times this past week she decided to have this made.
Very millenial. Very Tumblr. Very Chic.