My horrific encounter
This week, Adrian would like to celebrate Halloween by reading you a a poem
It’s Halloween soon.
So, this week I’ve written a scary poem about a truly horrific encounter I had last year in Cambridge.
You’ll notice that the Halloween theme is actually tenuous, bordering on non-existent, with this entire article hinging on the broad nature of the word ‘horrific’.
But there you go. Enjoy.
Does anyone else smell fizzy cherry in the library?
Celebrate International Women’s Week at Cambridge
Activist groups protest the involvement of Cambridge’s Laboratory for Scientific Computing with fossil fuel companies and the war in Gaza
Trinity College is one of the wealthiest at Cambridge with investments in companies globally
More Cambridge students are stressed by their degree than enjoy it
Let’s find out if your spending is normal
Catherine and Gemma King will row in rival boats for the first time in their lives
Dinal De Alwis, a pupil at Whitgift School, wanted to study economics at Cambridge
Running can be enjoyable, I promise
Cure your spacenesia with these tried-and-tested head-downers
James Tooley, vice-chancellor of Buckingham University, is starting a course examining the origins of the ‘woke’ movement
The CUADC Producers’ Representative 2023/24 gives advice to newcomers in the society
The Philosophy fellow has faced backlash for a controversial blog post where he advocated for a ‘hereditarian revolution’
Unfortunately beaten by Oxford… again!
Nathan Cofnas has been under fire for his recent blog post where he advocated for ‘the preservation of racial distinctions’
Using your kid’s fame is ok… sometimes
In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
Hate to break it to you baby girl
Could it be a familar face?
She says the culture ‘thrives off drug and alcohol abuse’ and it ‘wrecked her sobriety’
Is this The Unknown? Or does The Unknown remain unknown!?
I’m sure Ellie’s cousin was looking it up it straight after their wedding
‘Then from the shadows, a figure emerges, cloaked in mystery and malice – The Unknown!’
They even had our sad Oompa Loompa queen!
‘I don’t need a guy to provide for me’
‘Girl, we can see the timelines’
They do weddings if anyone fancies it
Mitch spoke of his ‘regrets’ during his time on the show
This should give anyone in a situationship some hope
Unsurprisingly, an ‘evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls’ is not in the film
It was probably Callum’s idea