The exam term left many of us woefully bereft of distraction. Many of you, it seems, turned to The Tab‘s comment section to fill this gulf in your hearts with your usual concoction of the insane, inane and absolutely hilarious. Here are some of your best efforts, brought together for posterity.
Best Comments: Exam Term
LAURA DENNEHY brings together some of your best comments for an end of term special.
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The exam term left many of us woefully bereft of distraction. Many of you, it seems, turned to The Tab‘s comment section to fill this gulf in your hearts with your usual concoction of the insane, inane and absolutely hilarious. Here are some of your best efforts, brought together for posterity.
Blackface Bop Blunder
CUSU Cockup
May Ball Blog
Why we Broke up
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‘Maybe try a different course’: Ranking Cambridge University lecturers’ brutal comments
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No wonder Cambridge students always look stressed
Quiz: Find out where you’d sit in the Cambridge University college boat club eight
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You go to Cambridge and don’t row? How else do you spend your free time?
Cambridge University college to install climbing wall inside 150 year old church tower
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Pembroke has already converted the church on Trumpington Street into an auditorium
Cambridge University to ban use of the term ‘Oxbridge’ due to elitist connotations
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Anyone caught using the word will be forced to undertake a mandatory ‘inclusivity training’
St John’s College Cambridge now has control over the SJV choir’s social media
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The petition to save the mixed choir is supported by the former archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams
Cambridge University temporarily halts funding from fossil fuel companies
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A report found that donations from oil and gas companies posed a ‘high reputational risk’ for the university
Eight cafés to try in Cambridge as a student before you graduate from university
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Spoiler alert: Fitzbillies isn’t the only coffee shop in Cambridge
St John’s College Cambridge mixed choir is being disbanded
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The decision means female sopranos will no longer be able to sing in any chapel services
Cambridge University colleges as songs with women’s names in the title
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Get ready to update your playlist immediately x
Cambridge reading week – yay or nay?
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All this reading isn’t for the weak
Cambridge men lose on penalties at the 150th anniversary of Varsity football
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Cambridge was forced to substitute its goalkeeper following an injury on the third minute
THE RESULTS: Cambridge vs Oxford women’s football 2024
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A short summary of the Varsity match for those of you who know nothing about football
Cambridge’s smallest pub has reopened after four years
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Here’s everything you need to know about The Rad, a tiny pub on King Street
Review: Blackadder Goes Forth – Cambridge Does Comic Relief
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A performance that did justice to the much-loved British comedy
Paint thrown over Cambridge University West site building in protest of its ties to Israel
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Cambridge’s Laboratory for Scientific Computing has been under fire for its links to arms companies
A moral alignment ranking of Cambridge college rowing blade designs
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Totally objective (based on free speed and vibez)
A definitive ranking of Cambridge stash from ugly to just about wearable
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It’s me and my puffer against the world
THE REVEAL: Cambridge’s Top 10 BNOCs 2024
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Never have I ever kissed a BNOC…
Review: Emma
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An Austenite’s dream! (and Jane’s own nightmare)
Who are the candidates running for election at the Cambridge Union?
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Voting opens Thursday 7th March after the weekly debate
Madeleine complains that her MAFS Australia edit made her look like a ‘batsh*t crazy b*tch’
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The psychic medium said that producers ‘pushed on a relationship topic that she didn’t want to go into’
MAFS Australia bride says groom broke up with her ‘out of the blue’ and won’t reply to her
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‘He won’t reply to me. He hasn’t replied’
A body language expert says Jack and Tori are lying about having sex on MAFS Australia
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‘Do I think they had proper sex? No’
Everything Eden and Jayden have been up to since their messy run on MAFS Australia
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Apparently they broke up FOUR TIMES after filming finished
This is why everyone thinks Taylor Swift’s song thanK you aIMee is about Kim Kardashian
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The title literally spells out KIM!!
All the savage Matty Healy lyrics Taylor Swift sings on The Tortured Poets Department
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‘They shake their heads and say God help her when I tell them he’s my man’
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
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She did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
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The 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
After a tumultous MAFS Australia 2024 homestay, are Lucinda and Timothy still together?
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Rooting for them ngl
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
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They’re still besties!
Here’s where to watch Richard Gadd next if you’re obsessed with Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
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He’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
Digs at Davide to Lorraine Kelly drama: What Ekin-Su has been up to since Celeb Big Brother
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She’s been in the headlines a lot lately
Inside Nava Mau’s vibey life when she’s not playing the best character in Baby Reindeer
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Fully obsessed with her
After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
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I need answers immediately
Yikes! A snippet of Taylor Swift’s new album has allegedly leaked and people are SLATING it
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‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
Inside the life of Walton Goggins, the Fallout ghoul everyone is weirdly crushing on
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Yes, it’s possible to thirst after a man who looks like a carved pumpkin
What has Andrea been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 with her head held high?
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She’s living her best life
Love Island’s Zach goes on huge rant about girls ‘wearing nothing’ and ‘selling themselves’
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‘People really out here selling themselves for some views/likes’
So, here’s the real reason why Martha calls Donny Baby Reindeer
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The show is named after the pet name Martha actually called him in real life
Lauren from MAFS Australia has been spotted on a night out getting close to her ex again
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There’s picture evidence!!!
Producers forced Tim to bring up cheating scandal again on homestays for more MAFS drama
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And edited their homestays to ‘look worse than it actually was’