Tab Trains: Cane Fighting
Sports Editor RUPERT MERCER has a go at Cane Fighting, in Tab Trains this week. Turns out it hurts.
The Tab‘s Sports Editor, Rupert Mercer, has been a naughty boy so we took him to a man with a large moustache and a cane for punishment.
httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npVtOhzoPyE
For any of you who fancy taking up The Art of The Cane, please contact Morgan Alexander here.
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