Get yourself one now, being in a relationship at uni is so much better

Winter is cold and heating expensive

Here’s why sorting out your student house is the worst thing you’ll ever do as a Brookes student

£600 a month for a shithole, perfect

Fishies closed early last night because of burst water pipes

Refunds will be given from 3pm today

Meet the students fighting in this year’s King of the Ring

“The fight will be the bloodiest of the night”

Clubbers of the Week: Week Five

You guys are so so juicy

Every reason why you shouldn’t visit home too often while at uni

It’s lame, do your own washing

Brookes’ Fittest Clubbers of the Month: February

You so damn sexy

Every embarrassing thing Brookes freshers still do and need to stop doing immediately

You’re still a bunch of actual idiots

We don’t really know why, but the SU might be changing it’s name to ‘Hoi Polloi Students’ Union’

No joke, there is an open meeting about it on the eighth of March and anyone can vote

Clubbers of the Week: Week Four

It’s fucking snowing again

The 12 things you must tick off your Brookes bucket list before you graduate

Complete these asap or you’ll regret it

Clubbers of the Week: Week Three

The effort was poor this week so be ashamed

Here are the best dressed from this year’s Gin Games

Free gin and gorgeous people? Yes please.

Ten rookie errors every Brookes student will make at some point

You’ve definitely made a few of these

Clubbers of the Week: Week Two

Valentine’s, Shmalentine’s

Anna Orchard is officially Brookes’ Most Eligible Bachelorette

Line up boys, she’s pretty amazing

Drinking rules to live by to stop morons spiking you and ruining your night

Here are some tips to live by

Can we guess whether you went to a private or a state school?

There’s a reason we’re called the ‘poshest poly’

Clubbers of the Week: Week One

Here’s how you wasted your second student finance payment