Clubbers of the Week: Week Ten and Eleven
A gruesome twosome, more bang for your buck
Week twelve is here and it has hit us like a tonne of bricks. Did you really think you'd got away with last week? Haha no.
Deadlines are upon us, we know you're probably crying in the corner of the library right now. Take a lil break and have a scroll with us, you deserve it.
When you finally find your lobster
Friend: "Are you going to vom?"
Me: "No, I'm so fine"
Disapproval all round
Somebody's berry excited for the darts
This wasn't what we meant when we asked to see Santa's sack
When he promises he isn't that close
"He promised he'd take me to the Eiffel Tower"
"What's in the box? What's in the booox?"
When life gives you lemons, take them to Fish
It's the most wonderful time of the year
A lot is happening here
When it definitely isn't a fart
"Take me home and do me instead of your assignments"
Not as good as last time, but we'll take it
The most joyful tacky C we've ever seen
"And through it AAAAAALLLLLL"
It‘s part of a ‘smoke-free’ plan
Richard was reported missing two weeks ago
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
The electric scooters are next level
The petition already has over 600 signatures
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
They have extended the grace period
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
They are also requesting rent refunds
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4
Brookes Rugby Union is also investigating
The confession was sent in to the Brookes Confession page
Damian running to greet Francesca but not Gigi? Criminal
You love the innuendo-ridden connotations that your peach emoji carries
‘Father, son and House Of Gucci’
I’d just like to thank whoever made skateboarding an Olympic sport
Of course Mary’s gained the most
We’re down to the top six and it’s anyone’s game
The reunion party was to celebrate the two year anniversary of the married couples
John B is nowhere near 16, that’s for sure
Not much has changed but they live underwater!!!
Very sad that it has nothing to do with the Kesha song
Well you know what they say…if you can’t sing, teach P.E
And how to avoid it
Whilst carnage erupts in Casa Amor, at least these are nice to look at
People thought Damian and Francesca were dating when they were pictured together last year
Things are about to hot up
Merlin from First Dates would never cheat on me in Casa Amor 💔