Clubbers of the Week: Week Ten and Eleven
A gruesome twosome, more bang for your buck
Week twelve is here and it has hit us like a tonne of bricks. Did you really think you'd got away with last week? Haha no.
Deadlines are upon us, we know you're probably crying in the corner of the library right now. Take a lil break and have a scroll with us, you deserve it.
When you finally find your lobster
Friend: "Are you going to vom?"
Me: "No, I'm so fine"
Disapproval all round
Somebody's berry excited for the darts
This wasn't what we meant when we asked to see Santa's sack
When he promises he isn't that close
"He promised he'd take me to the Eiffel Tower"
"What's in the box? What's in the booox?"
When life gives you lemons, take them to Fish
It's the most wonderful time of the year
A lot is happening here
When it definitely isn't a fart
"Take me home and do me instead of your assignments"
Not as good as last time, but we'll take it
The most joyful tacky C we've ever seen
"And through it AAAAAALLLLLL"
Richard was reported missing two weeks ago
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
The electric scooters are next level
The petition already has over 600 signatures
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
They have extended the grace period
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
They are also requesting rent refunds
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4
Brookes Rugby Union is also investigating
The confession was sent in to the Brookes Confession page
Pubs are re-opening, but you can only get alcohol with a meal
They’ve been fun from an early age
Just want to know if Steve Arnott is single x
Cher is rumoured to make a guest judge appearance
The series drops on iPlayer in less than two weeks and I couldn’t be more excited
The power of the rent was way hardcore
Fair play this is a decent cast
The apartment rooms look very different in real life
It’s the wellness version of Hot Girl Summer
Turning our worst nightmare into a joke couldn’t be less funny
Private housing has been failing students for years but no one cares
I now believe that true love is real
Soma Sara says the site has received reports of abuse from ‘nearly every’ university
The John Green books were my whole teenage life
Michelle Donelan told The Tab she accepts May 17th return news is ‘disappointing’
The Duke was getting busy with ladies who weren’t Daphne!!!
People are allegedly saying sexual assault is legal on this day
Grab a Josh immediately
Every single one speaks to my soul
TikTok has said it cannot source the original video
The ceremony took place in a garden shed with a tarpaulin covering the floor
London Tipton and Kevin from Home Alone have had a baby and I’m shook