Clubbers of the Week: Week Eight
Dirty, just how we like it
Hola muchachos! You all made an incredible effort this week, the pond was filled to the brim with bad decisions and we LOVE it.
Fuel your procrastination and have a cheeky scroll, you know you want to.
"Punish me, I've been SOOO naughty"
Surround yourself with people who lift you up, literally
And then there were two
Hold onto the ones that you love
"I really feel like I've found who I am at uni"
Literally no one:
Every Brookes boy: Did you hear I'm doing Movember?
Has anybody seen M, C and A?
That's our kind of golden shower
"What made you want to be a Policeman-Officer?"
When your mate leaves you for a "U up?" message so you're forced to scrape the bottom of the barrel
999, there is a man WASTING his VK
Richard was reported missing two weeks ago
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
The electric scooters are next level
The petition already has over 600 signatures
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
They have extended the grace period
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
They are also requesting rent refunds
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4
Brookes Rugby Union is also investigating
The confession was sent in to the Brookes Confession page
Pubs are re-opening, but you can only get alcohol with a meal
He admits to being part of over 30 art heists, but says he had nothing to do with this one
He joins the show tonight and says conversations were filmed more than once
Unis won’t be going back until May 17th at the earliest
More fun than it should be
No, they actually don’t all just argue, cheat and breakup
He released a statement today
You loved Bebo but had no clue what MySpace was
Buzzing to come back for exam period x
Nothing about the last year’s been normal, we all need to cut ourselves some slack
My money’s on Tommy Hunter
But even staff admit they’re finding it hard to use
Is anyone else still recovering?
The show is looking for contestants on Tinder
Your parents definitely refused to pay for Sky
Riots have been ongoing this week
It’s about hot influencers in Australia and is from the person behind Married at First Sight
‘With the conversion therapy I said if you send me there, I will never come home again’
This desperation to conceal their ‘natural’ selves is detrimental to so many of their fans
Fair enough, guess I’ve been sat on the sofa all year for a laugh
The Royal Family has said he died peacefully this morning
Enjoy the quiz, I hope it makes you very happy