Clubbers of the Week: Weeks Three and Four

All aboard, the train is leaving procrastination station


Hello you lovely lot, did you miss us last week? Not to worry, we're back with some classic Brookes' debauchery. Oh, AND we had a Tab Brookes takeover at Bridge in week three which was absolute class.

So keep on scrolling for the absolute best of the best from the past two weeks.

When the reality of third year hits you in the middle of "every time we touch"

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When somebody mentions getting Perios

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Side eye goals: checking on your man who's not your man but is your man he just doesn't know he's your man yet

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"How are you feeling about uni at the moment?"

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I don't wanna fucking talk about it

When you hit the woah a little too hard

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When you're meeting your mates boyfriend for the first time and his handshake is limp as fuck

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Getting to the bar and orange VK's are still in stock

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Heart reacts only

When she's been using Herbal Essences

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THAT'S why they're orgasming in the adverts

When your mate is confident with his pulling techniques but for some reason you're just not quite sure

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Is it the pose? No, definitely the chat up line

The alpha male looks out over his kingdom…

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When you're mid hungover nap and somebody turns on your bedroom light

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"We're soaring, flyyyyiiiing"

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When you've gotta save lives till 9pm but got Fishies at 10pm

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Dr Billet will see you now