Clubbers of the Week: Weeks Three and Four
All aboard, the train is leaving procrastination station
Emily Louise GrayHello you lovely lot, did you miss us last week? Not to worry, we're back with some classic Brookes' debauchery. Oh, AND we had a Tab Brookes takeover at Bridge in week three which was absolute class.
So keep on scrolling for the absolute best of the best from the past two weeks.
When the reality of third year hits you in the middle of "every time we touch"
When somebody mentions getting Perios
Side eye goals: checking on your man who's not your man but is your man he just doesn't know he's your man yet
"How are you feeling about uni at the moment?"
I don't wanna fucking talk about it
When you hit the woah a little too hard
When you're meeting your mates boyfriend for the first time and his handshake is limp as fuck
Getting to the bar and orange VK's are still in stock
Heart reacts only
When she's been using Herbal Essences
THAT'S why they're orgasming in the adverts
When your mate is confident with his pulling techniques but for some reason you're just not quite sure
Is it the pose? No, definitely the chat up line
The alpha male looks out over his kingdom…
When you're mid hungover nap and somebody turns on your bedroom light
"We're soaring, flyyyyiiiing"
When you've gotta save lives till 9pm but got Fishies at 10pm
Dr Billet will see you now