Clubbers of the Week: Week Two
Y’all are nasty
Hey, wassup, hello, welcome to week two's clubbers. Sorry it's a tad late, we were busy searching for good content, you've yet again proven disappointing.
It's okay though, we reckon week three will completely break you all and there will be plenty of outrageousness to go around.
When his banter is shit but you're broke and need the free drinks
"Try to look like you're having fun"
"Now, Son, let me tell you a little something about being a legend"
When your mum asks what you're planning to do after uni
Put your hands in the air if you have no idea what's going on 99.9 per cent of the time
"Bro, tell me when she looks away so I can stop tensing"
When he comes back from the bar without a VK for you
When your mate won't let you leave to get Posh Nosh so you have to improvise
That includes women’s officer, LGBTQ+, ethnic minorities, environmental and more
They’ve seen more than you could ever imagine
Over 3,000 people attended
Lectures will be in small groups
You would’ve thought it could wait
Don’t worry, you won’t just have a virtual graduation
If its fishies you’re automatically ratchet
Graduates of the 2020 class have already begun voicing their opinions on social media
Online provisions are being planned and prepared
Residents will receive up to £1200
Ungraded and compensated passes will be given instead of fails
If Exeter can have it, why can’t we?
The boredom has already hit
They’re nearly halfway to their target already
This guy deserves to win ALL the free parking money
Honestly, I’m tired
The sports events which have been suspended include the Varsity match and Sports Awards Dinner
All deadlines are extended to the 24th April
An open letter of demands was sent to the Vice Chancellor
Weird that people are paying to live in Bournemouth at all
I will only be accepting a result of King Romain
Spoiler alert: They’re all fire
Davina is one of the richest and I just want to know how
Honestly why do so many people want to go to Southampton?
KLAUS HAS THE EXACT SAME POWER AS NATHAN
We’ve really all had it with Davina, haven’t we?
His first single is on the way
Miss Trunchbull was in Gavin and Stacey
Me whisking my unstiffend cloud bread for thirty minutes👁👄👁💧
Do you know your Avril from your Christina?
Unsure if your eight hour Don’t Tell The Bride study break counts towards this
The most important uni stat tbh
‘We were totally fine that day. I thought we were totally fine’
There’s always one texting her ex
No.7: They will forever insist they’re not a Tory
He has advocated ‘anti-LGBT’ zones