Clubbers of the Week: Week Two
Y’all are nasty
Emily Louise GrayHey, wassup, hello, welcome to week two's clubbers. Sorry it's a tad late, we were busy searching for good content, you've yet again proven disappointing.
It's okay though, we reckon week three will completely break you all and there will be plenty of outrageousness to go around.
When his banter is shit but you're broke and need the free drinks
"Try to look like you're having fun"
"Now, Son, let me tell you a little something about being a legend"
When your mum asks what you're planning to do after uni
Put your hands in the air if you have no idea what's going on 99.9 per cent of the time
"Bro, tell me when she looks away so I can stop tensing"
When he comes back from the bar without a VK for you
When your mate won't let you leave to get Posh Nosh so you have to improvise
The Tab
Brookes Union plan to scrap student officers including LGBTQ+ and BAME officer
Eli SkevingtonThat includes women’s officer, LGBTQ+, ethnic minorities, environmental and more
I have nothing but respect for cheese room DJ’s and here’s why
They’ve seen more than you could ever imagine
We spoke to Black Lives Matters protestors in Oxford about why protesting is important
Eirian Jane ProsserOver 3,000 people attended
Oxford Brookes confirm no ‘large scale’ face to face lectures in Autumn term
Abby ShawLectures will be in small groups
Brookes students confused by charges for ‘additional modules’ during pandemic
You would’ve thought it could wait
Jamie Hewitt
Brookes will definitely have a real life graduation next year, Union President confirms
Don’t worry, you won’t just have a virtual graduation
Classy, boujee or ratchet? Which Savage are you based on your Brookes night out
If its fishies you’re automatically ratchet
Brookes asks final year students to vote for a virtual or real life graduation ceremony
Alisha RaggattGraduates of the 2020 class have already begun voicing their opinions on social media
Brookes’ Vice Chancellor confirms that the academic year will start in September as scheduled
Casey HorganOnline provisions are being planned and prepared
Brookes are refunding halls residents forced to move out due to the pandemic
Residents will receive up to £1200
Brookes decide to adopt safety net policy a week after saying they wouldn’t
Ungraded and compensated passes will be given instead of fails
Brookes are not adopting the ‘no detriment’ policy in the face of coronavirus and here’s why
If Exeter can have it, why can’t we?
Meet the members of The Ox Events who are raising £1000 for the NHS
They’re nearly halfway to their target already
Brookes student creates ‘Brookes monopoly’ to deal with self-isolation boredom
This guy deserves to win ALL the free parking money
Brookes has suspended all future sports events and closed all sports facilities
The sports events which have been suspended include the Varsity match and Sports Awards Dinner
Brookes has suspended all lectures after two confirmed Covid-19 diagnoses
All deadlines are extended to the 24th April
Brookes students sit in on uni Covid-19 meetings for more transparency
An open letter of demands was sent to the Vice Chancellor
Harry Ainsworth
QUIZ: Can you guess how much it costs to rent these student houses?
Greg BarradaleWeird that people are paying to live in Bournemouth at all
Which Selling Sunset cast member are you? Take this quiz to find out
Hayley SoenI will only be accepting a result of King Romain
Ranked: Every single one of Christine’s outfits from fierce to even more fierce
Lydia VennSpoiler alert: They’re all fire
Selling Sunset net worths: How much money all the realtors actually have
Davina is one of the richest and I just want to know how
These are the most oversubscribed unis in the country
Honestly why do so many people want to go to Southampton?
A comprehensive list of all the similarities between Misfits and The Umbrella Academy
Maddy MussenKLAUS HAS THE EXACT SAME POWER AS NATHAN
These 36 Selling Sunset season three memes are even wilder than Christine’s outfits
We’ve really all had it with Davina, haven’t we?
From Miss Trunchbull to Bruce Bogtrotter: Here’s what the Matilda cast are up to now
Miss Trunchbull was in Gavin and Stacey
I tried making the popular TikTok ‘cloud bread’ and it went horribly wrong
Georgia MooneyMe whisking my unstiffend cloud bread for thirty minutes👁👄👁💧
You’re not a true Pop Princess if you can’t finish 10/13 of these lyrics
Izzy SchifanoDo you know your Avril from your Christina?
Vote: What was the worst beauty trend of the noughties?
Barry M 100 lipstick still haunts me in my dreams
Ranked: How long students from your uni actually spend studying at home
Unsure if your eight hour Don’t Tell The Bride study break counts towards this
It’s official: These are the uni cities where students spend the most on nights out
Jake LoaderThe most important uni stat tbh
Selling Sunset’s Chrishell found out about her divorce by TEXT
‘We were totally fine that day. I thought we were totally fine’
These are the 13 types of girls you will encounter at every single pres
There’s always one texting her ex
31 things you only know if you’ve lived with a Tory at uni
No.7: They will forever insist they’re not a Tory
PSA: Poland just re-elected a deeply homophobic president who wants to persecute gays
Kyle Russell FrazerHe has advocated ‘anti-LGBT’ zones