Clubbers of the Week: Week Two
Y’all are nasty
Hey, wassup, hello, welcome to week two's clubbers. Sorry it's a tad late, we were busy searching for good content, you've yet again proven disappointing.
It's okay though, we reckon week three will completely break you all and there will be plenty of outrageousness to go around.
When his banter is shit but you're broke and need the free drinks
"Try to look like you're having fun"
"Now, Son, let me tell you a little something about being a legend"
When your mum asks what you're planning to do after uni
Put your hands in the air if you have no idea what's going on 99.9 per cent of the time
"Bro, tell me when she looks away so I can stop tensing"
When he comes back from the bar without a VK for you
When your mate won't let you leave to get Posh Nosh so you have to improvise
Join us for an open meeting in the Brookes Union Bar on Thursday 7th October at 6pm!
Brookes Union has ‘requested that all Safe Taxi drivers have refresher training’
It‘s part of a ‘smoke-free’ plan
Richard was reported missing two weeks ago
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
The electric scooters are next level
The petition already has over 600 signatures
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
They have extended the grace period
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
They are also requesting rent refunds
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4
‘This has left me with months’ worth of physical and mental recovery’
I don’t like to speak ill of the dead, but Beck was just the worst
Only a true scream queen can get 17/17
Why isn’t violence against women being taken as seriously as terrorism?
No matter what, Joe is going to be obsessed with you
A senior police officer has said plain clothes police could be used to detect spikings
Did Love bonk an anti-vaxxer over the head? Yes, yes she did
‘It has no reflection on our worth whatsoever. That’s all stigma’
The Metropolitan Police called this an attempt to ‘regain women’s trust’
It’s the battle of the middle aisles
It’s the battle of the BDE, the Bye Bye and the bing bang bong
Prepare for some home truths here
‘I tried explaining to the bouncers I’d been spiked but they refused to believe me’
Ryan Murphy’s take on the Clinton-Lewinsky affair began on BBC Two last night
Joe gets arrested and the ending is completely different
She really sums up what it feels like when his name pops up on your screen
I am losing sleep over not knowing the true meaning of wom
Oh what could have been!
I’ll take anyone who’s not Love or Joe
Joe Goldberg exclusively obsesses over people NOT on TikTok, sweetie