Clubbers of the Week: Week Two
Y’all are nasty
Emily Louise GrayHey, wassup, hello, welcome to week two's clubbers. Sorry it's a tad late, we were busy searching for good content, you've yet again proven disappointing.
It's okay though, we reckon week three will completely break you all and there will be plenty of outrageousness to go around.
When his banter is shit but you're broke and need the free drinks
"Try to look like you're having fun"
"Now, Son, let me tell you a little something about being a legend"
When your mum asks what you're planning to do after uni
Put your hands in the air if you have no idea what's going on 99.9 per cent of the time
"Bro, tell me when she looks away so I can stop tensing"
When he comes back from the bar without a VK for you
When your mate won't let you leave to get Posh Nosh so you have to improvise
Oxfordshire may become first county to ban smoking in outdoor dining areas
Eli SkevingtonIt‘s part of a ‘smoke-free’ plan
Police confirm body found in Essex as Brookes student Richard Okorogheye
Izzy SchifanoRichard was reported missing two weeks ago
Meet the freshers behind the new unofficial Oxford Brookes clothing brand
Abby ShawOBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
Brookes officially adopting ‘Brookes not books’ as its new marketing material
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Police ‘increasingly concerned for welfare’ of missing Brookes student
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
Here are the clubbing nights you won’t want to miss out on this June
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
Brookes student starts a petition calling for lighting to be installed in South Park
The petition already has over 600 signatures
Oxford Brookes University postpones graduation 2021
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I was told to stop being dramatic’: Brookes students’ experiences with uni Wellbeing
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
Brookes closes investigation into rugby social where team ‘tried to get girls’ nudes’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
Say It Loud launch campaign for compulsory ‘masculinity’ workshops for male uni students
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
Oxford Brookes announces face-to-face teaching will not return until at least 8 March
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
Here are all your favourite small businesses to support in Oxford right now
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
Brookes Union has launched a petition for a no detriment policy
They are also requesting rent refunds
Oxford Brookes announces no face-to-face teaching until at least 14 February
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
Oxford city and the rest of Oxfordshire is heading into Tier 4 on Boxing Day
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4
Oxford Brookes investigating ‘rugby social where they tried to get girls’ nudes’
Brookes Rugby Union is also investigating
Brookes Rugby Union investigating ‘social where they tried to get girls’ nudes’
The confession was sent in to the Brookes Confession page
The 16 wildest and most shocking revelations and moments in Love Is Blind: After the Altar
Hayley SoenDamian running to greet Francesca but not Gigi? Criminal
This is what your choice of Jibbitz says about your general vibe
Helen EggletonYou love the innuendo-ridden connotations that your peach emoji carries
Here’s everything we know about House Of Gucci, the new Lady Gaga film
Harrison Brocklehurst‘Father, son and House Of Gucci’
Gold medals all round: Meet the hottest men competing in this year’s Olympics
Lydia VennI’d just like to thank whoever made skateboarding an Olympic sport
These are the Casa Amor girls who’ve gained the most Instagram followers so far
Danny ShawOf course Mary’s gained the most
All Stars 6 power ranking: Which iconic queen is going to take home the crown?
We’re down to the top six and it’s anyone’s game
When exactly was Love Is Blind: After the Altar on Netflix filmed?
The reunion party was to celebrate the two year anniversary of the married couples
This is how old the cast of Outer Banks on Netflix actually are in real life
John B is nowhere near 16, that’s for sure
Greg Barradale
Go to the year 3000 and then get full marks on this Busted lyrics quiz
Not much has changed but they live underwater!!!
Okay so why the hell is TikTok actually called TikTok?!
Very sad that it has nothing to do with the Kesha song
You’ll wish you didn’t have ears once you hear Hugo from Love Island 2021 singing in cursive
Georgia MooneyWell you know what they say…if you can’t sing, teach P.E
Just 31 stunning pictures that the Islanders have taken on their phones in the villa
Whilst carnage erupts in Casa Amor, at least these are nice to look at
Ok here’s exactly all the drama that’s gone down between Damian, Francesca and Gigi
People thought Damian and Francesca were dating when they were pictured together last year
Here are nine wholesome men who would have been better on Love Island than the lads we got
Merlin from First Dates would never cheat on me in Casa Amor 💔