Clubbers of the Week: Week Two
Y’all are nasty
Emily Louise GrayHey, wassup, hello, welcome to week two's clubbers. Sorry it's a tad late, we were busy searching for good content, you've yet again proven disappointing.
It's okay though, we reckon week three will completely break you all and there will be plenty of outrageousness to go around.
When his banter is shit but you're broke and need the free drinks
"Try to look like you're having fun"
"Now, Son, let me tell you a little something about being a legend"
When your mum asks what you're planning to do after uni
Put your hands in the air if you have no idea what's going on 99.9 per cent of the time
"Bro, tell me when she looks away so I can stop tensing"
When he comes back from the bar without a VK for you
When your mate won't let you leave to get Posh Nosh so you have to improvise
Oxford Brookes to introduce vape rooms in all buildings to stop students vaping in lectures
Francesca EkeEach room will be fitted with a ventilation system to ensure air quality and ‘user comfort’
Teenager dies in hospital after car hits pedestrian outside Oxford Brookes University
Phoebe KowhaiPolice are now appealing for witnesses or any dashcam footage of the incident
Meet the Brookes students who got a private helicopter to see Beyoncé after finishing final exams
Surely the best graduation gift any student has received from their dad
Oxford Brookes implements 11pm curfew on all Cowley Road student house parties
Lily ColdstreamThis comes after a record number of complaints were made to the university
The Tab Brookes is looking for new writers and we want you!
Amy WaitWe are hosting an open meeting on Thursday 23rd March at the Union Bar from 5pm!
Put it in your diary: Here are the dates for when Brookes staff will be striking
Friedi DamwitzThere’s no point in coming back to uni at this rate
Oxford Brookes staff to strike for 18 days before Easter, beginning in just two weeks time
Strikes will begin on February 1st
Temperatures in Oxford were so low last week that it was officially colder than Moscow
It’s electric blanket season for sure
Oxford Brookes student sentenced after they sexually assaulted a man whilst he was asleep
Daniel Wareham will be on the sex offender register for the next 10 years
A Brookes guide to part-time work: Finding your best student job
Emma PettengellSincerely, an overworked third year
This is what your Halloween outfit says about you as a Brookes student
May the most basic outfit win!
Oxford Brookes is officially the seventh most haunted university in the UK
They don’t call it spooky season for nothing
New league table shows Oxford Brookes hasn’t improved in ranking since last year
Still the best uni in Oxford tho x
Johnson from Peep Show is the new Chancellor of Oxford Brookes University
Is that… normal chancelloring?
This is your personality based on your favourite Brookes night out
If your favourite night is Broke Mondays, we need to have a chat
Oxford Brookes campus left without water due to a burst water pipe
The university is providing portable toilets and bottled water for students and staff
The Tab Brookes is looking for new writers and we want YOU!
Come along to our open meeting this Thursday (29th) at the Sports Bar!
Tributes pour in after Brookes graduate dies in helicopter accident on holiday
Jack Fenton was described as ‘the loveliest boy’
Brookes grad died after being hit in tragic helicopter accident on holiday in Greece
Jack’s family have called him ‘the most wonderful boy’
Ella Ding dropped some brutal shade towards Jayden from MAFS Australia on Eden’s TikTok
Harrison BrocklehurstLong live her Eynaud brothers vendetta!
Meeting at 19 to kids at 20, inside Aaron and Sam Taylor-Johnson’s age gap relationship
Movies, music videos, and marriage
Richard Gadd shares theory on why Martha was crying when she entered pub in Baby Reindeer
Ellie RingThis makes it 10 times creepier
From E4 to Oscar nominations: All the major actors who got their big break in Skins
Kat QuintonYes, that is a very young Daniel Kaluuya in a snapback
Erm, there’s a secret code hidden in Martha’s Baby Reindeer emails and it’s WILD
This is the most random crossover
Jessica Gunning has spoken about how ‘tough’ it was playing Martha in Baby Reindeer
‘I never saw her as a villain, I always saw her as multifaceted and complicated’
Richard Gadd reveals how he felt reliving his traumatic experiences filming Baby Reindeer
‘Who in their right mind wants to revisit the worst thing that ever happened to them?’
The few mysterious details Richard Gadd has revealed about the real Teri from Baby Reindeer
‘She was always the voice of reason’
Feuds to the return of Collins: Everything we know about the MAFS Australia 2024 reunion
It’s going to get spicy
Okay, everyone remain calm but MAFS Australia 2024 is officially ending this week?!
What am I supposed to do with my evenings?!
Brit Smith has finally posted a video fully addressing the JoJo Siwa song ‘theft’ situation
‘I just want to make it clear that JoJo has done nothing wrong to me’
Matty Healy’s family defend him after digs in Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department
It comes after theories the album is about their relationship
People think they’ve found the real Martha from Baby Reindeer laughing in a stand-up video
It’s from a clip of Richard Gadd doing a comedy routine back in the day
Everything Richard Gadd has said about his stalker Martha since Baby Reindeer released
‘My stalker is a victim’
Lucinda’s set to ‘make millions’ after MAFS Australia, with a ‘bidding war’ over her next gig
‘Her positive energy has resonated with viewers who see her as a breath of fresh air’
Richard slams MAFS Australia 2024 producers for ‘ripping off’ cast with low pay
‘I lost a lot of money appearing on the show’
Everything Jack O’Connell has been up to since breaking all our hearts as Cook in Skins
Rebecca MurphyHe’s now starring in the new Amy Winehouse biopic Back To Black
From absolute legends to losers, the definitive ranking of Coachella’s biggest headliners
Aaron EdwardsThere’s been the best of shows, there’s been the worst of shows
Emily Smith
Tori has finally spilled what her friendship status is now with the other MAFS Australia girls
‘What those girls did to me was not friendship’
