Clubbers of the Week: Week Two
Y’all are nasty
Hey, wassup, hello, welcome to week two's clubbers. Sorry it's a tad late, we were busy searching for good content, you've yet again proven disappointing.
It's okay though, we reckon week three will completely break you all and there will be plenty of outrageousness to go around.
When his banter is shit but you're broke and need the free drinks
"Try to look like you're having fun"
"Now, Son, let me tell you a little something about being a legend"
When your mum asks what you're planning to do after uni
Put your hands in the air if you have no idea what's going on 99.9 per cent of the time
"Bro, tell me when she looks away so I can stop tensing"
When he comes back from the bar without a VK for you
When your mate won't let you leave to get Posh Nosh so you have to improvise
It‘s part of a ‘smoke-free’ plan
Richard was reported missing two weeks ago
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
The electric scooters are next level
The petition already has over 600 signatures
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
They have extended the grace period
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
They are also requesting rent refunds
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4
Brookes Rugby Union is also investigating
The confession was sent in to the Brookes Confession page
Damian running to greet Francesca but not Gigi? Criminal
You love the innuendo-ridden connotations that your peach emoji carries
‘Father, son and House Of Gucci’
I’d just like to thank whoever made skateboarding an Olympic sport
Of course Mary’s gained the most
We’re down to the top six and it’s anyone’s game
The reunion party was to celebrate the two year anniversary of the married couples
John B is nowhere near 16, that’s for sure
Not much has changed but they live underwater!!!
Very sad that it has nothing to do with the Kesha song
Well you know what they say…if you can’t sing, teach P.E
And how to avoid it
Whilst carnage erupts in Casa Amor, at least these are nice to look at
People thought Damian and Francesca were dating when they were pictured together last year
Things are about to hot up
Merlin from First Dates would never cheat on me in Casa Amor 💔