Clubbers of the Week: Week Two
Y’all are nasty
Emily Louise GrayHey, wassup, hello, welcome to week two's clubbers. Sorry it's a tad late, we were busy searching for good content, you've yet again proven disappointing.
It's okay though, we reckon week three will completely break you all and there will be plenty of outrageousness to go around.
When his banter is shit but you're broke and need the free drinks
"Try to look like you're having fun"
"Now, Son, let me tell you a little something about being a legend"
When your mum asks what you're planning to do after uni
Put your hands in the air if you have no idea what's going on 99.9 per cent of the time
"Bro, tell me when she looks away so I can stop tensing"
When he comes back from the bar without a VK for you
When your mate won't let you leave to get Posh Nosh so you have to improvise
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001 Taxis gives driver lifetime ban from company following allegation of sexual assault
Brookes Union has ‘requested that all Safe Taxi drivers have refresher training’
Oxfordshire may become first county to ban smoking in outdoor dining areas
Eli SkevingtonIt‘s part of a ‘smoke-free’ plan
Police confirm body found in Essex as Brookes student Richard Okorogheye
Izzy SchifanoRichard was reported missing two weeks ago
Meet the freshers behind the new unofficial Oxford Brookes clothing brand
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
Brookes officially adopting ‘Brookes not books’ as its new marketing material
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Police ‘increasingly concerned for welfare’ of missing Brookes student
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
Here are the clubbing nights you won’t want to miss out on this June
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
Brookes student starts a petition calling for lighting to be installed in South Park
The petition already has over 600 signatures
Oxford Brookes University postpones graduation 2021
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I was told to stop being dramatic’: Brookes students’ experiences with uni Wellbeing
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
Brookes closes investigation into rugby social where team ‘tried to get girls’ nudes’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
Say It Loud launch campaign for compulsory ‘masculinity’ workshops for male uni students
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
Oxford Brookes announces face-to-face teaching will not return until at least 8 March
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
Here are all your favourite small businesses to support in Oxford right now
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
Brookes Union has launched a petition for a no detriment policy
They are also requesting rent refunds
Oxford Brookes announces no face-to-face teaching until at least 14 February
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
Oxford city and the rest of Oxfordshire is heading into Tier 4 on Boxing Day
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4
‘I went from sober to throwing up in five minutes’: Young people’s stories of being spiked
‘This has left me with months’ worth of physical and mental recovery’
Vote: Who is undeniably the most annoying character there’s ever been on YOU?
Hayley SoenI don’t like to speak ill of the dead, but Beck was just the worst
QUIZ: Can you match the final girl to the horror film she’s from?
Harrison BrocklehurstOnly a true scream queen can get 17/17
Women have been gaslit over spiking for years – it’s time to speak up
Georgia MooneyWhy isn’t violence against women being taken as seriously as terrorism?
Are you more Beck, Love or Marienne? Take this quiz to find out
No matter what, Joe is going to be obsessed with you
Undercover police officers are being deployed in night clubs to deal with drink spiking
Greg BarradaleA senior police officer has said plain clothes police could be used to detect spikings
The definitive ranking of all four Scream films
‘Please don’t kill me Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!’
These 21 moments from season three prove YOU is the wildest show on Netflix
Did Love bonk an anti-vaxxer over the head? Yes, yes she did
‘It’s in my Tinder bio’: Meet the women living with herpes and dispelling the myths
Lydia Venn‘It has no reflection on our worth whatsoever. That’s all stigma’
Met police in plain clothes must now video call colleagues when stopping lone women
The Metropolitan Police called this an attempt to ‘regain women’s trust’
Every Drag Race UK girl band challenge song, ranked from worst to best
It’s the battle of the BDE, the Bye Bye and the bing bang bong
Increasing club security won’t stop the rise in spiking – it will only make us feel way less safe
‘I tried explaining to the bouncers I’d been spiked but they refused to believe me’
Impeachment: American Crime Story has started and the cast and show are addictive
Ryan Murphy’s take on the Clinton-Lewinsky affair began on BBC Two last night
All the differences between season three of YOU on Netflix and the book it’s based on
Joe gets arrested and the ending is completely different
Ok so who is the baby in that viral TikTok shoulder wiggle dance video?
She really sums up what it feels like when his name pops up on your screen
What the hell does ‘wom’ even mean and why is it all over my TikTok FYP?
I am losing sleep over not knowing the true meaning of wom
Victoria Pedretti and Dylan Arnold both auditioned for *very* different roles in YOU
Oh what could have been!
Would Joe Goldberg be obsessed with you? Take this quiz to see if you have what it takes
Joe Goldberg exclusively obsesses over people NOT on TikTok, sweetie