
Clubbers of the Week: Week One
Shocker its mainly fish
We feel let down, your behaviour this week has been practically PG. But anyway, here's clubbers, no angry reacts, we already know it's disappointing.
"Please no photos, I told my mum I was staying in"
When you catch a glimpse of you ex you thought had graduated but they've come back for a masters
Missing our 9am tomorrow, cheers to that
"I swear, a raccoon came in and ripped my shirt off my body, crazy, I know"

Hehe don't look at my abs
Only week one and they're already surrounded by balls
"But didn't you tell her you wanted to be exclusive?"
We don't want to know where those fingers have been

Fishy
We all need a friend to brush our fringe when we're off our tits in fish

Police confirm body found in Essex as Brookes student Richard Okorogheye
Richard was reported missing two weeks ago

Meet the freshers behind the new unofficial Oxford Brookes clothing brand
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts

Brookes officially adopting ‘Brookes not books’ as its new marketing material
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence

Police ‘increasingly concerned for welfare’ of missing Brookes student
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday

Here are the clubbing nights you won’t want to miss out on this June
The Ox Events are back and better than ever

Brookes student starts a petition calling for lighting to be installed in South Park
The petition already has over 600 signatures

Oxford Brookes University postpones graduation 2021
The university will host online celebrations this year instead

‘I was told to stop being dramatic’: Brookes students’ experiences with uni Wellbeing
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’

Brookes closes investigation into rugby social where team ‘tried to get girls’ nudes’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’

Say It Loud launch campaign for compulsory ‘masculinity’ workshops for male uni students
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops

Oxford Brookes announces face-to-face teaching will not return until at least 8 March
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed

Here are all your favourite small businesses to support in Oxford right now
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!

Brookes Union has launched a petition for a no detriment policy
They are also requesting rent refunds

Oxford Brookes announces no face-to-face teaching until at least 14 February
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students

Oxford city and the rest of Oxfordshire is heading into Tier 4 on Boxing Day
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4

Oxford Brookes investigating ‘rugby social where they tried to get girls’ nudes’
Brookes Rugby Union is also investigating

Brookes Rugby Union investigating ‘social where they tried to get girls’ nudes’
The confession was sent in to the Brookes Confession page

Oxford is officially in Tier 2, here’s what it means for students
Pubs are re-opening, but you can only get alcohol with a meal

This Is a Robbery on Netflix: Where is convicted art thief Myles Connor Jr now?
He admits to being part of over 30 art heists, but says he had nothing to do with this one

Tom Zanetti has said he didn’t realise how ‘set up’ filming Made in Chelsea really is
He joins the show tonight and says conversations were filmed more than once

Just a list of all the things you can do from today apart from go back to uni
Unis won’t be going back until May 17th at the earliest

Made in Chelsea marriages: All the cast member weddings since the show started
No, they actually don’t all just argue, cheat and breakup

Prince Harry pays tribute to Prince Philip, calling him the ‘legend of banter’
He released a statement today

You can only say you’re a zillennial if you relate to at least 59/65 of these things
You loved Bebo but had no clue what MySpace was

Universities won’t be returning until at least 17th May, ministers have said
Buzzing to come back for exam period x

Don’t feel pressure to go to the gym just because they’re reopening today
Nothing about the last year’s been normal, we all need to cut ourselves some slack

We examined all the theories of who Jo Davidson is related to in Line of Duty
My money’s on Tommy Hunter

National Rail changes entire booking site grey out of respect for Prince Philip
But even staff admit they’re finding it hard to use

Mother of God! These 30 Line of Duty memes are even more wild than last night’s episode
Is anyone else still recovering?

Love Island is accepting applications from LGBTQ+ contestants
The show is looking for contestants on Tinder

Okay but what does a crunchy childhood actually mean? Here’s how to know if you had one
Your parents definitely refused to pay for Sky

What are the riots happening in Northern Ireland right now? Everything you need to know
Riots have been ongoing this week

New Netflix reality series ‘Byron Baes’ is set to be everyone’s next obsession
It’s about hot influencers in Australia and is from the person behind Married at First Sight

‘They tried to pray the gay away’: Growing up gay in a deeply religious household
‘With the conversion therapy I said if you send me there, I will never come home again’

The Kardashians have created an unrealistic beauty standard even they can’t keep up with
This desperation to conceal their ‘natural’ selves is detrimental to so many of their fans

Young people need to ‘do their bit’ and get the vaccine, according to the government
Fair enough, guess I’ve been sat on the sofa all year for a laugh

Prince Philip has died aged 99: Here’s what we know
The Royal Family has said he died peacefully this morning

Only a British TV connoisseur is getting full marks in this iconic TV moments quiz
Enjoy the quiz, I hope it makes you very happy