Clubbers of the Week: Week One
Shocker its mainly fish
We feel let down, your behaviour this week has been practically PG. But anyway, here's clubbers, no angry reacts, we already know it's disappointing.
"Please no photos, I told my mum I was staying in"
When you catch a glimpse of you ex you thought had graduated but they've come back for a masters
Missing our 9am tomorrow, cheers to that
"I swear, a raccoon came in and ripped my shirt off my body, crazy, I know"
Only week one and they're already surrounded by balls
"But didn't you tell her you wanted to be exclusive?"
We don't want to know where those fingers have been
We all need a friend to brush our fringe when we're off our tits in fish
They’re being released with the hope of giving students ‘a peace of mind’
Join us for an open meeting in the Brookes Union Bar on Thursday 7th October at 6pm!
Brookes Union has ‘requested that all Safe Taxi drivers have refresher training’
It‘s part of a ‘smoke-free’ plan
Richard was reported missing two weeks ago
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
The electric scooters are next level
The petition already has over 600 signatures
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
They have extended the grace period
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
They are also requesting rent refunds
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
I am both pleased with that pun AND the fact I got Sarah
Joe Goldberg’s character was thought up in a coffee shop when the writer saw a man staring at her
The price of draught beer and cider will also fall
PC Adam Zaman has been suspended
Love Quinn understood the assignment every damn time
They could also face fines in less extreme cases
What a glorious quiz… Makes me SICK!
She’s on course to be one of the most successful Islanders ever
Obvs I want to be mates with Kirk
If you get full marks you’re as much of a creeper as he is
The top two dominated the votes and it was CLOSE
They’re so good Joe Goldberg has locked them in his glass box to keep forever
And how to add the other stickers to your story
Tell us how you really feel about your safety on campus
The couple have reportedly said they will never return to their Manchester home
Even Joe Goldberg has forgotten some of these people
‘Gender bender, cis-tem offender’ is better than anything Shakespeare ever did
The winner had over a quarter of the votes
This show will never stop giving
And where you can listen to the full song
Ok this cast is pretty wild