Clubbers of the Week: Week One
Shocker its mainly fish
Emily Louise GrayWe feel let down, your behaviour this week has been practically PG. But anyway, here's clubbers, no angry reacts, we already know it's disappointing.
"Please no photos, I told my mum I was staying in"
When you catch a glimpse of you ex you thought had graduated but they've come back for a masters
Missing our 9am tomorrow, cheers to that
"I swear, a raccoon came in and ripped my shirt off my body, crazy, I know"
Hehe don't look at my abs
Only week one and they're already surrounded by balls
"But didn't you tell her you wanted to be exclusive?"
We don't want to know where those fingers have been
Fishy
We all need a friend to brush our fringe when we're off our tits in fish
NatWest
The Ox Events is going to to be releasing ‘scrunchies’ to help stop spiking of drinks
Abby ShawThey’re being released with the hope of giving students ‘a peace of mind’
The Brookes Tab is looking for new writers – and we want you!
Join us for an open meeting in the Brookes Union Bar on Thursday 7th October at 6pm!
001 Taxis gives driver lifetime ban from company following allegation of sexual assault
Brookes Union has ‘requested that all Safe Taxi drivers have refresher training’
Oxfordshire may become first county to ban smoking in outdoor dining areas
Eli SkevingtonIt‘s part of a ‘smoke-free’ plan
Police confirm body found in Essex as Brookes student Richard Okorogheye
Izzy SchifanoRichard was reported missing two weeks ago
Meet the freshers behind the new unofficial Oxford Brookes clothing brand
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
Brookes officially adopting ‘Brookes not books’ as its new marketing material
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Police ‘increasingly concerned for welfare’ of missing Brookes student
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
Here are the clubbing nights you won’t want to miss out on this June
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
Brookes student starts a petition calling for lighting to be installed in South Park
The petition already has over 600 signatures
Oxford Brookes University postpones graduation 2021
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I was told to stop being dramatic’: Brookes students’ experiences with uni Wellbeing
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
Brookes closes investigation into rugby social where team ‘tried to get girls’ nudes’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
Say It Loud launch campaign for compulsory ‘masculinity’ workshops for male uni students
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
Oxford Brookes announces face-to-face teaching will not return until at least 8 March
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
Here are all your favourite small businesses to support in Oxford right now
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
Brookes Union has launched a petition for a no detriment policy
They are also requesting rent refunds
Oxford Brookes announces no face-to-face teaching until at least 14 February
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
QUIZ: Witch Sanderson sister from Hocus Pocus are you?
Harrison BrocklehurstI am both pleased with that pun AND the fact I got Sarah
16 juicy behind the scenes facts and production secrets about making YOU on Netflix
Hayley SoenJoe Goldberg’s character was thought up in a coffee shop when the writer saw a man staring at her
The government has just announced it’s cutting the price of prosecco
Danny ShawThe price of draught beer and cider will also fall
Serving Met Police officer to appear in court after being charged with rape
PC Adam Zaman has been suspended
An ode to Love Quinn: The fashion icon who broke her back carrying the third season of YOU
Georgia MooneyLove Quinn understood the assignment every damn time
Universities could be shut down if they don’t protect free speech, minister says
They could also face fines in less extreme cases
Only Winnie Sanderson herself could get full marks in this Hocus Pocus trivia quiz
What a glorious quiz… Makes me SICK!
The huge brand deals that have made Love Island 2021’s Liberty a multi-millionaire already
She’s on course to be one of the most successful Islanders ever
Quiz: Plan a day in Stars Hollow and we’ll tell you who would be your best friend
Lydia VennObvs I want to be mates with Kirk
You say you’re obsessed with Joe Goldberg, so can you ace this quiz all about him?
If you get full marks you’re as much of a creeper as he is
6,000 of you voted: This is who you declared the best girl band of all time
The top two dominated the votes and it was CLOSE
These are all best TikToks about season three of YOU on Netflix
They’re so good Joe Goldberg has locked them in his glass box to keep forever
Okay, so this is exactly how to to do the Instagram ‘who are you in love with’ trend
And how to add the other stickers to your story
The Tab X Our Streets Now: Take our Student Safety Survey 2021
Tell us how you really feel about your safety on campus
Molly-Mae and Tommy victims to £800k robbery where gang ‘took everything’
The couple have reportedly said they will never return to their Manchester home
Only a real YOU fan can score more than 9/11 in this obscure character quiz
Even Joe Goldberg has forgotten some of these people
All 22 Drag Race UK girl group challenge verses, ranked from worst to best
‘Gender bender, cis-tem offender’ is better than anything Shakespeare ever did
Over 25,000 of you voted, so now we can reveal the most annoying YOU character ever
The winner had over a quarter of the votes
Just 39 more memes about how much of a wild ride season three of YOU is
This show will never stop giving
The 12 funniest lookalikes from the ‘I’m curious, you serious?’ TikTok sound trend
And where you can listen to the full song
