Clubbers of the Week: Freshers’ Week

So fresh and so clean


Why hello there, welcome to clubbers or welcome BACK to clubbers.

Catch us here every week roasting your club photos and reminding you of your bad decisions, you missed us didn't you. Summer has been long hot and sweaty and now we're ready to get back on it. Strap in, freshers, it's gonna be a wild ride.

What's your favourite renaissance painting? Ours is this one by Leonardo da VK

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Somebody call Italy, we have a new piece for the Sistine Chapel

"Feed me like a baby bird"

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When you see your mate chatting to their ex after a summer of no contact and insisting they're "over them"

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Please not again

The force is strong with this one

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When you get the "you up" text and you're definitely about to do the exact opposite of your friend's advice

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he MaKEs Me LaUGh

Watching your boyfriend strawpedo his tenth VK of the night knowing he's the one

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Put your hands in the air if it's only the second day of the semester and you're already six weeks behind

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Help me

"Look, DJ, I know you've played Old Town Road already but please play it again"

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When your flatmate asks if you're gonna do your washing up any time soon

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Absolutely not, Jennifer, I'm going to fish

When a four day bender is actually a lot more tiring than you thought it would be

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We all need the support of a friend sometimes

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