Clubbers of the Week: Freshers’ Week
So fresh and so clean
Why hello there, welcome to clubbers or welcome BACK to clubbers.
Catch us here every week roasting your club photos and reminding you of your bad decisions, you missed us didn't you. Summer has been long hot and sweaty and now we're ready to get back on it. Strap in, freshers, it's gonna be a wild ride.
What's your favourite renaissance painting? Ours is this one by Leonardo da VK
"Feed me like a baby bird"
When you see your mate chatting to their ex after a summer of no contact and insisting they're "over them"
The force is strong with this one
When you get the "you up" text and you're definitely about to do the exact opposite of your friend's advice
Watching your boyfriend strawpedo his tenth VK of the night knowing he's the one
Put your hands in the air if it's only the second day of the semester and you're already six weeks behind
"Look, DJ, I know you've played Old Town Road already but please play it again"
When your flatmate asks if you're gonna do your washing up any time soon
When a four day bender is actually a lot more tiring than you thought it would be
We all need the support of a friend sometimes