Clubbers of the Week: Week Four
Buckle in girls, this week is a sausage fest
Casey HorganThe boys really took over the clubbers this week, raring and ready to become your winter boyfs (aka coats).
So, take a long look guys and gals, because these boys are ready to rock your world.
When you get tired of having hair flicked in your face
Honestly, just piss off
Guess who's procrastinating their diss right now
The next MNB album will be dropping before Christmas x
When you see your boy pulling a 10/10 from across the room
He's more interested in the nude he's just received
"So lads, welcome to fingering 101"
Snow White and the dodgy foot
HUG ME, BROTHER
If you get this reference then you're welcome, if you don't then pls leave x
Guess which flatmate always steals the milk?
These are the only type of jugs they will be getting tonight
Hehe, so punny
Oxford Brookes to introduce vape rooms in all buildings to stop students vaping in lectures
Francesca EkeEach room will be fitted with a ventilation system to ensure air quality and ‘user comfort’
Teenager dies in hospital after car hits pedestrian outside Oxford Brookes University
Phoebe KowhaiPolice are now appealing for witnesses or any dashcam footage of the incident
Meet the Brookes students who got a private helicopter to see Beyoncé after finishing final exams
Surely the best graduation gift any student has received from their dad
Oxford Brookes implements 11pm curfew on all Cowley Road student house parties
Lily ColdstreamThis comes after a record number of complaints were made to the university
The Tab Brookes is looking for new writers and we want you!
Amy WaitWe are hosting an open meeting on Thursday 23rd March at the Union Bar from 5pm!
Put it in your diary: Here are the dates for when Brookes staff will be striking
Friedi DamwitzThere’s no point in coming back to uni at this rate
Oxford Brookes staff to strike for 18 days before Easter, beginning in just two weeks time
Strikes will begin on February 1st
Temperatures in Oxford were so low last week that it was officially colder than Moscow
It’s electric blanket season for sure
Oxford Brookes student sentenced after they sexually assaulted a man whilst he was asleep
Daniel Wareham will be on the sex offender register for the next 10 years
A Brookes guide to part-time work: Finding your best student job
Emma PettengellSincerely, an overworked third year
This is what your Halloween outfit says about you as a Brookes student
May the most basic outfit win!
Oxford Brookes is officially the seventh most haunted university in the UK
They don’t call it spooky season for nothing
New league table shows Oxford Brookes hasn’t improved in ranking since last year
Still the best uni in Oxford tho x
Johnson from Peep Show is the new Chancellor of Oxford Brookes University
Is that… normal chancelloring?
This is your personality based on your favourite Brookes night out
If your favourite night is Broke Mondays, we need to have a chat
Oxford Brookes campus left without water due to a burst water pipe
The university is providing portable toilets and bottled water for students and staff
The Tab Brookes is looking for new writers and we want YOU!
Come along to our open meeting this Thursday (29th) at the Sports Bar!
Tributes pour in after Brookes graduate dies in helicopter accident on holiday
Jack Fenton was described as ‘the loveliest boy’
Brookes grad died after being hit in tragic helicopter accident on holiday in Greece
Jack’s family have called him ‘the most wonderful boy’
‘I love the surprise’: Richard Gadd has spoken about why he chose THAT Baby Reindeer ending
Emily Smith‘It was the most truthful scene of the entire show’
Are Jono and Lauren still together after his MAFS Australia 2024 texting scandal?
Ellie RingIt’s not looking good for the couple
Harrison Brocklehurst
Eden cashes in on MAFS Australia 2024 fame as she signs with influencer talent management
Lucinda has also joined the same management as Tahnee Cook
Forget Tinder, this note of a guy trying to pull on a Sheffield bench has everyone weeping
New pulling technique? Sorted
From Kerry Katona to Shakira: Inside Lucien Laviscount’s unexpected dating history
Suchismita GhoshShakira is a plot twist no one saw coming
Ben reveals he always suspected something ‘fishy’ was going on between Jono & Ellie on MAFS
‘I saw the way they looked at each other from the start’
Bronte speaks out against MAFS Australia and says show offers no support to the cast
‘During filming, I was distraught’
The cunning real reason why Tori decided to expose Jono’s texts on MAFS Australia 2024
She was apparently ‘elated’ when she found out
Richard Gadd asks Baby Reindeer fans to stop ‘speculating’ on who the real people could be
‘That’s not the point of our show’
Ella Ding dropped some brutal shade towards Jayden from MAFS Australia on Eden’s TikTok
Long live her Eynaud brothers vendetta!
Meeting at 19 to kids at 20, inside Aaron and Sam Taylor-Johnson’s age gap relationship
Movies, music videos, and marriage
Richard Gadd shares theory on why Martha was crying when she entered pub in Baby Reindeer
This makes it 10 times creepier
From E4 to Oscar nominations: All the major actors who got their big break in Skins
Kat QuintonYes, that is a very young Daniel Kaluuya in a snapback
Erm, there’s a secret code hidden in Martha’s Baby Reindeer emails and it’s WILD
This is the most random crossover
Jessica Gunning has spoken about how ‘tough’ it was playing Martha in Baby Reindeer
‘I never saw her as a villain, I always saw her as multifaceted and complicated’
Richard Gadd reveals how he felt reliving his traumatic experiences filming Baby Reindeer
‘Who in their right mind wants to revisit the worst thing that ever happened to them?’
The few mysterious details Richard Gadd has revealed about the real Teri from Baby Reindeer
‘She was always the voice of reason’
Feuds to the return of Collins: Everything we know about the MAFS Australia 2024 reunion
It’s going to get spicy
Okay, everyone remain calm but MAFS Australia 2024 is officially ending this week?!
What am I supposed to do with my evenings?!