Clubbers of the Week: Week Three
So much deep throating your parents would be proud
Welcome back to the clubbers' weekly special. Take a five minute break from your deadlines and laugh at your fellow Brookes companions.
When you have MNB at 11 but a business call at 11:15
"Bro give me a hickey it'll look really cool"
On a scale of one to deep throat – how horny are you?
I didn't realise Oxford students were such arseholes
Welcome to this weeks' meeting, today we will be discussing virginity
Is that a palm tree or are you happy to see me?
Are you from Brookes? Because I'd love to Slytherin
What do you mean 4 VKs are now £11.80?!
That's not what we meant by "take out the bins"
Monty, add this to your CV x
Join us for an open meeting in the Brookes Union Bar on Thursday 7th October at 6pm!
Brookes Union has ‘requested that all Safe Taxi drivers have refresher training’
It‘s part of a ‘smoke-free’ plan
Richard was reported missing two weeks ago
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
The electric scooters are next level
The petition already has over 600 signatures
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
They have extended the grace period
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
They are also requesting rent refunds
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4
How much is the Grand Dame really worth?
Your mates won’t have the same hairline by then
‘This show gets better every season’
I’m obsessed with @onlynanss
RUMOUR HAS IT I’M THE ONE YOU’RE LEAVING HER FOR
One uni was the subject of a pistol duel, while another was founded with money from Smirnoff vodka
The theory also suggests Prince Andrew could die four days later
Fancy moving near the Goldberg-Quinns, do we?
I’ve been shaking, crying and streaming Easy On Me all morning
He was an actor in the show
If this is true then love is dead
How is this man not in prison?
Choosing to have your hair up in a bun? That screams Libby Mae
I can’t get enough of his wholesome content
HOLD ME I AM SO READY
Just another Mumsnet discussion with no actual understanding about students’ lives🙄
‘I truly believe that a PhD degree can kill you’
It’s believed to be the biggest with any Love Islander in history
However it won’t be all lines opening
And here I was spunking the whole thing on orange VKs