Clubbers of the Week: Week Three
So much deep throating your parents would be proud
Welcome back to the clubbers' weekly special. Take a five minute break from your deadlines and laugh at your fellow Brookes companions.
When you have MNB at 11 but a business call at 11:15
"Bro give me a hickey it'll look really cool"
On a scale of one to deep throat – how horny are you?
I didn't realise Oxford students were such arseholes
Welcome to this weeks' meeting, today we will be discussing virginity
Is that a palm tree or are you happy to see me?
Are you from Brookes? Because I'd love to Slytherin
What do you mean 4 VKs are now £11.80?!
That's not what we meant by "take out the bins"
Monty, add this to your CV x
It‘s part of a ‘smoke-free’ plan
Richard was reported missing two weeks ago
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
The electric scooters are next level
The petition already has over 600 signatures
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
They have extended the grace period
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
They are also requesting rent refunds
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4
Brookes Rugby Union is also investigating
The confession was sent in to the Brookes Confession page
Damian running to greet Francesca but not Gigi? Criminal
You love the innuendo-ridden connotations that your peach emoji carries
‘Father, son and House Of Gucci’
I’d just like to thank whoever made skateboarding an Olympic sport
Of course Mary’s gained the most
We’re down to the top six and it’s anyone’s game
The reunion party was to celebrate the two year anniversary of the married couples
John B is nowhere near 16, that’s for sure
Not much has changed but they live underwater!!!
Very sad that it has nothing to do with the Kesha song
Well you know what they say…if you can’t sing, teach P.E
And how to avoid it
Whilst carnage erupts in Casa Amor, at least these are nice to look at
People thought Damian and Francesca were dating when they were pictured together last year
Things are about to hot up
Merlin from First Dates would never cheat on me in Casa Amor 💔