Clubbers of the Week: Week Three
So much deep throating your parents would be proud
Casey HorganWelcome back to the clubbers' weekly special. Take a five minute break from your deadlines and laugh at your fellow Brookes companions.
When you have MNB at 11 but a business call at 11:15
"Bro give me a hickey it'll look really cool"
On a scale of one to deep throat – how horny are you?
I didn't realise Oxford students were such arseholes
Welcome to this weeks' meeting, today we will be discussing virginity
Is that a palm tree or are you happy to see me?
Are you from Brookes? Because I'd love to Slytherin
Hogwarts or Uni of?
What do you mean 4 VKs are now £11.80?!
That's not what we meant by "take out the bins"
Monty, add this to your CV x
We're all very impressed
Xero
Meet the Brookes students who got a private helicopter to see Beyoncé after finishing final exams
Phoebe KowhaiSurely the best graduation gift any student has received from their dad
Oxford Brookes implements 11pm curfew on all Cowley Road student house parties
Lily ColdstreamThis comes after a record number of complaints were made to the university
The Tab Brookes is looking for new writers and we want you!
Amy WaitWe are hosting an open meeting on Thursday 23rd March at the Union Bar from 5pm!
Put it in your diary: Here are the dates for when Brookes staff will be striking
Friedi DamwitzThere’s no point in coming back to uni at this rate
Oxford Brookes staff to strike for 18 days before Easter, beginning in just two weeks time
Strikes will begin on February 1st
Temperatures in Oxford were so low last week that it was officially colder than Moscow
It’s electric blanket season for sure
Oxford Brookes student sentenced after they sexually assaulted a man whilst he was asleep
Daniel Wareham will be on the sex offender register for the next 10 years
A Brookes guide to part-time work: Finding your best student job
Emma PettengellSincerely, an overworked third year
This is what your Halloween outfit says about you as a Brookes student
May the most basic outfit win!
Oxford Brookes is officially the seventh most haunted university in the UK
They don’t call it spooky season for nothing
New league table shows Oxford Brookes hasn’t improved in ranking since last year
Still the best uni in Oxford tho x
Johnson from Peep Show is the new Chancellor of Oxford Brookes University
Is that… normal chancelloring?
This is your personality based on your favourite Brookes night out
If your favourite night is Broke Mondays, we need to have a chat
Oxford Brookes campus left without water due to a burst water pipe
The university is providing portable toilets and bottled water for students and staff
The Tab Brookes is looking for new writers and we want YOU!
Come along to our open meeting this Thursday (29th) at the Sports Bar!
Tributes pour in after Brookes graduate dies in helicopter accident on holiday
Jack Fenton was described as ‘the loveliest boy’
Brookes grad died after being hit in tragic helicopter accident on holiday in Greece
Jack’s family have called him ‘the most wonderful boy’
Brookes student died after trying to climb over metal railings in a park, inquest hears
Suhith Mehandra was taking a short cut home through Headington Hill Park
I reviewed (almost) all of the restaurants at the top of Westgate so you don’t have to
Abby ShawMowgli and Victors are top-tier
So, who from season nine of MAFS Australia are actually still friends?
Katelyn MensahThere have been boxing matches left, right and centre
Hayley Soen
Alyssa admits why she kept saying ‘my child’ on Married at First Sight Australia
There is a lot viewers didn’t see
Black veils and a TV crew: Inside Olivia Attwood’s funeral themed hen do
It’s okay Liv, I know my invite got lost in the post x
Shannon finally reveals why he wrote ‘stay’ at the commitment ceremony on MAFS Australia
I guess now it makes sense…
Um guys, Love Island’s Coco is reportedly dating DJ Joel Corry
What in the multiverse of madness is going on?!
There’s another cosy video of Tom and Samie and everyone’s sure they’re back together
In the clip, a friend is sarcastically saying ‘they’re friends now, they’re friends’
Maura Higgins left ‘shaken’ after masked men attempted to break into her home
‘Maura is upping security on her car and at her home’
The full relationship timeline of Chrishell Stause and G Flip, from music videos to marriage
Izzy SchifanoThey go on double dates with Jason and Marie-Lou!
eBay is asking viewers to list their pre-loved clothes and they could be worn on Love Island
Listing my entire wardrobe ASAP
This British TikTok group are everywhere rn, so here’s a brief history of all their controversies
Georgia MooneyMax Balegde carrying this group’s drama on his back I see
Brilliant, the government’s new rent reform bill is going to cause total chaos for students
Lydia Spencer-ElliottAs if finding somewhere to live wasn’t hard enough
A comprehensive rundown of Jason Oppenheim’s dating history
Yes, they’re all real estate agents and models
A deep dive into Kendall Jenner’s award-winning tequila business 818
Brb, just popping to Selfridges to buy a bottle x
‘Do you guys ever think about dying?’: The best unhinged memes from Greta Gerwig’s Barbie trailer
I simply can’t wait until July for this film to be released
Every cast member who has dramatically quit Selling Sunset, and their reasons why
Bring back Christine!
An Indian restaurant in Sunderland has shared Beyoncé’s takeaway curry order and I’m obsessed
Our girl loves a chicken bhuna
Here’s what the Kardashian sisters have said about why they use surrogates
Khloe said she felt ‘really guilty’ when her son was born
