Clubbers of the Week: Freshers’ Week Special
Let’s see if we caught you in the act
Emily Louise Gray
AdobeWelcome to Brookes you little pests. We hope you've settled in nicely and your freshers' flu isn't killing you yet. Every week, we compile the most disgusting and outrageous club photos from the past week for a little bit of entertainment.
So without further a do, here's the absolute worst pictures from Freshers' Week 2018.
Can you guess who finally lost his virginity?
it was a long grind, but he made it
What does everybody feel like after freshers week?
Four days into freshers and her face is already surrounded by balls
"OMG guys she so thought I was serious when I told her I loved her after sex last night"
He's on his sixth bird of the night, that's a red card
Clearly Tinder is blowing up, she can't even stop swiping to have a pic with her guy of the night
We don't know where to look
"I got with the guy she likes but she hogged the shower for an hour this morning, it's what she deserves" *sips tea*
When you're making your way back from her gaff the morning after, but can't find your clothes so have to improvise
saucy
He didn't text her back last night because he was "sick"
Didn't realise Bridge cures all illnesses BABE
Excellent technique 11/10
WALK WALK FASHION BABY
Brookes student hospitalised after being ‘spiked by injection’ in nightclub
Abby Shaw‘Oh my god I think I might be bleeding’
Man charged with sexual assault of a woman on Bartlemas Road
He appeared in Magistrates’ Court on Saturday
Brookes VC expects students to ‘suffer’ if staff take striking action
Tim TaylorHe claims it’s the ‘last thing’ students need right now
Oxford Brookes expelled three athletes after claim of ‘gang raping 19-year-old’
The uni has told students it is ‘reviewing behaviour and practices within Brookes Sport’
The Ox Events is going to to be releasing ‘scrunchies’ to help stop spiking of drinks
They’re being released with the hope of giving students ‘a peace of mind’
The Brookes Tab is looking for new writers – and we want you!
Join us for an open meeting in the Brookes Union Bar on Thursday 7th October at 6pm!
001 Taxis gives driver lifetime ban from company following allegation of sexual assault
Brookes Union has ‘requested that all Safe Taxi drivers have refresher training’
Oxfordshire may become first county to ban smoking in outdoor dining areas
Eli SkevingtonIt‘s part of a ‘smoke-free’ plan
Police confirm body found in Essex as Brookes student Richard Okorogheye
Izzy SchifanoRichard was reported missing two weeks ago
Meet the freshers behind the new unofficial Oxford Brookes clothing brand
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
Brookes officially adopting ‘Brookes not books’ as its new marketing material
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Police ‘increasingly concerned for welfare’ of missing Brookes student
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
Here are the clubbing nights you won’t want to miss out on this June
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
Brookes student starts a petition calling for lighting to be installed in South Park
The petition already has over 600 signatures
Oxford Brookes University postpones graduation 2021
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I was told to stop being dramatic’: Brookes students’ experiences with uni Wellbeing
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
Brookes closes investigation into rugby social where team ‘tried to get girls’ nudes’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
Say It Loud launch campaign for compulsory ‘masculinity’ workshops for male uni students
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
Oxford Brookes announces face-to-face teaching will not return until at least 8 March
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
Summer Goodkind
‘Amazing, incredible, overwhelming’: Krystal Versace on winning Drag Race UK season three
Harrison Brocklehurst‘I felt like a winner before the crown because of the way Ru spoke to me’
Male grads are 40 per cent more likely than women to earn £30k and above
But the gender pay gap doesn’t exist!!!
Migrant students raised in the UK are missing out on uni due to the student loan system
Danny Shaw‘My life, for as long as I have known it, has been me living in a state of uncertainty’
Selling Sunset transformations: What the cast looked like before they got rich and famous
Hayley SoenI am obsessed with noughties Chrishell
Quiz: Plan your performance and we’ll tell you which song you’d lip sync to on Drag Race
Georgia MooneyYou’re so wrong if you think you can’t death drop to a power ballad x
The 17 best runway looks from Drag Race UK season three
Krystal Versace did Baby Spice better than Emma Bunton
It’s official: These are 2021’s most Instagrammable UK university campuses
Gutted if yours didn’t make the cut
Hey sis, it’s time to enjoy these 19 Drag Race UK season three finale memes and reactions
Will I ever be over Hey Sis, It’s Christmas? No x
Ranked: Who is the most popular Selling Sunset agent, by Instagram followers?
Chrishell has over two MILLION more followers than Davina 😬
Meet MrBeast: The YouTuber who gives away millions of dollars to random people
I will never get over the fact his real name is Jimmy
Selling Sunset cast net worths: Here’s just how filthy rich they all actually are
Give me a slice of this lifestyle, I beg
So it turns out one person owes £190k in student loan debt
This is the largest single student loan debt owed by an individual
Ella, Kitty and Krystal tell us all about life in the top three of Drag Race UK
‘I didn’t really think about Ella being in the final’
No, Davina hasn’t sold the $75million listing – it’s still on The Oppenheim Group website
She’s even got into Twitter beef with Netflix over it
North Korean student sentenced to death after smuggling Squid Game into country
He stored the series on a hidden USB
‘I wasn’t supported’: Only one in 20 students would report their assault to their uni
Lydia VennA Tab x Our Streets Now survey reveals whilst sexual assault and spiking are on the rise, most students still don’t trust their institution to handle their claim
MrBeast has finally dropped his own Squid Game and it’s mad, watch it here
Players were literally put into coffins like the show
PSA: You can now get your 16-25 Railcard for literally half price
Quick, someone tell Francis Bourgeois
Ranked: Who is the richest I’m A Celebrity contestant this year?
Ok why are they putting themselves through this if they’re already so rich?