Clubbers of the Week: Week Seven
How are deadlines going?
Another week of glorious clubbers that are clearly having a better time than the rest of us. Laugh, cringe, procrastinate and enjoy. Let's do this.
Do we wanna know where that finger has been? Looks damn fucking naaaasty
Bitch, who the fuck are you?
Find a dick that tastes as good as this pole
We wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of these two
Looking like a shnack
When someone asks me how third year is going
Look this way hun
Guess how much of a prick he is?
One way ticket to regret city pls
Searching for that 2:1
Join us for an open meeting in the Brookes Union Bar on Thursday 7th October at 6pm!
Brookes Union has ‘requested that all Safe Taxi drivers have refresher training’
It‘s part of a ‘smoke-free’ plan
Richard was reported missing two weeks ago
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
The electric scooters are next level
The petition already has over 600 signatures
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
They have extended the grace period
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
They are also requesting rent refunds
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4
How much is the Grand Dame really worth?
Your mates won’t have the same hairline by then
‘This show gets better every season’
I’m obsessed with @onlynanss
RUMOUR HAS IT I’M THE ONE YOU’RE LEAVING HER FOR
One uni was the subject of a pistol duel, while another was founded with money from Smirnoff vodka
The theory also suggests Prince Andrew could die four days later
Fancy moving near the Goldberg-Quinns, do we?
I’ve been shaking, crying and streaming Easy On Me all morning
He was an actor in the show
If this is true then love is dead
How is this man not in prison?
Choosing to have your hair up in a bun? That screams Libby Mae
I can’t get enough of his wholesome content
HOLD ME I AM SO READY
Just another Mumsnet discussion with no actual understanding about students’ lives🙄
‘I truly believe that a PhD degree can kill you’
It’s believed to be the biggest with any Love Islander in history
However it won’t be all lines opening
And here I was spunking the whole thing on orange VKs