Clubbers of the Week: Week Six
Procrastinate a little, you know you want to
Emily Louise GrayAnother mediocre week in the world of clubbers. You never fail to disappoint us. Congrats on looking fresh as fuck at King of the Ring, but clearly you used up all your energy preparing for that and forgot to go hard on your other nights out.
Without further ado, we present to you the shittest of the shit. Enjoy.
When somebody asks how your coursework is going
Who's reading this as a form of major procrastination?
Dedicate yourself to the sesh or get the fuck out
Brookes' Biggest Bellends
"Sorry haters, I can't hear you"
"I can't talk right now, Mum. I'm buried in a pile of coursework. Pulling an all-nighter. Love you, night."
Raise your glass if you haven't got a fucking clue what is going on
"Pinkies up, mate, Mummy will probs see this"
Nobody told me Noel Fielding was at MNB this week, what the fuck guys
We all wish we were enjoying our time at uni this much
The bartender is our forever mood
Worked so hard in the gym that he grew two extra arms out of his shoulders to make room for all the gains. Legend.
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Abby ShawJoin us for an open meeting in the Brookes Union Bar on Thursday 7th October at 6pm!
001 Taxis gives driver lifetime ban from company following allegation of sexual assault
Brookes Union has ‘requested that all Safe Taxi drivers have refresher training’
Oxfordshire may become first county to ban smoking in outdoor dining areas
Eli SkevingtonIt‘s part of a ‘smoke-free’ plan
Police confirm body found in Essex as Brookes student Richard Okorogheye
Izzy SchifanoRichard was reported missing two weeks ago
Meet the freshers behind the new unofficial Oxford Brookes clothing brand
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
Brookes officially adopting ‘Brookes not books’ as its new marketing material
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Police ‘increasingly concerned for welfare’ of missing Brookes student
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
Here are the clubbing nights you won’t want to miss out on this June
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
Brookes student starts a petition calling for lighting to be installed in South Park
The petition already has over 600 signatures
Oxford Brookes University postpones graduation 2021
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I was told to stop being dramatic’: Brookes students’ experiences with uni Wellbeing
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
Brookes closes investigation into rugby social where team ‘tried to get girls’ nudes’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
Say It Loud launch campaign for compulsory ‘masculinity’ workshops for male uni students
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
Oxford Brookes announces face-to-face teaching will not return until at least 8 March
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
Here are all your favourite small businesses to support in Oxford right now
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
Brookes Union has launched a petition for a no detriment policy
They are also requesting rent refunds
Oxford Brookes announces no face-to-face teaching until at least 14 February
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
Oxford city and the rest of Oxfordshire is heading into Tier 4 on Boxing Day
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4
Ok so who is the baby in that viral TikTok shoulder wiggle dance video?
Lydia VennShe really sums up what it feels like when his name pops up on your screen
What the hell does ‘wom’ even mean and why is it all over my TikTok FYP?
Georgia MooneyI am losing sleep over not knowing the true meaning of wom
Victoria Pedretti and Dylan Arnold both auditioned for *very* different roles in YOU
Hayley SoenOh what could have been!
Would Joe Goldberg be obsessed with you? Take this quiz to see if you have what it takes
Joe Goldberg exclusively obsesses over people NOT on TikTok, sweetie
Quiz: Which member of Succession’s Roy family are you, really?
Greg BarradaleSorry, but you can’t all be Cousin Greg
The 10 worst episodes of American Horror Story, according to their rating on IMDb
Harrison BrocklehurstJustice for number three!!!
Quiz: Can you guess the teen girl movie from just a screenshot?
Only Lindsay Lohan would get full marks
Over 2,600 young people believe they’ve been spiked already this term
The Tab surveyed over 23,000 students and young people. Here are the shocking results
Students are boycotting nightclubs because they want more measures put in place to prevent spiking
Danny Shaw‘This isn’t an attack on clubs, but really an attempt to reverse ignorance and an opportunity to work together’
The Tab is hiring a Content Writer
The TabWe’re looking for a talented writer who will publish stories for our brand partners, and write for our national site
YOU love lives: A deep dive into who all the cast are dating in real life
Can I date Joe Goldberg? Yes or no?
Okay so what does it mean to have a ‘no bones day’ and why is it all over my TikTok rn?
My favourite days are the ones with bones x
YOU fans have spotted a hilarious error in season three message scene
Sorry, that is not Joe Goldberg?!
Girls are reporting being spiked by injection – I’m terrified to go clubbing
Louisa RileyAs someone with health anxiety, my method of escape is now part of my fear
Every Adele single ranked from worst to best, including Easy On Me
Get the tissues because we’re weeping
Debunking Unsent Messages: The website where you can send texts that are never received
There are some very juicy texts in here
Here’s the full list of universities that could be having strikes this term
Staff at over 150 unis are voting on whether to hold strikes
These 43 YOU season three memes are even more wild than Love Quinn herself
Honestly, why is Love like this?