Clubbers of the Week: Week Six

Procrastinate a little, you know you want to


Another mediocre week in the world of clubbers. You never fail to disappoint us. Congrats on looking fresh as fuck at King of the Ring, but clearly you used up all your energy preparing for that and forgot to go hard on your other nights out.

Without further ado, we present to you the shittest of the shit. Enjoy.

When somebody asks how your coursework is going

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Who's reading this as a form of major procrastination?

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Dedicate yourself to the sesh or get the fuck out

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Brookes' Biggest Bellends

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"Sorry haters, I can't hear you"

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"I can't talk right now, Mum. I'm buried in a pile of coursework. Pulling an all-nighter. Love you, night."

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Raise your glass if you haven't got a fucking clue what is going on

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"Pinkies up, mate, Mummy will probs see this"

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Nobody told me Noel Fielding was at MNB this week, what the fuck guys

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We all wish we were enjoying our time at uni this much

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The bartender is our forever mood

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Worked so hard in the gym that he grew two extra arms out of his shoulders to make room for all the gains. Legend.

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