Clubbers of the Week: ReFreshers Special
Guess who’s back and better than ever
Christmas is over and we've been hibernating. Now it's time for The Tab to get back to business, roasting you all for being complete messes every time you hit the clubs. You're welcome, enjoy.
"Would you like to taste it before you buy?"
Official prediction: She won't be walking for a while after tonight
Kissing with your eyes open is fucking weird, exhibit A:
When your gal pals are just having fun but now you've got a massive boner
When your virgin mate finally pulls
Looks like she caught him eyeing up the worldie on the pole
Remembering that cheeky finger she slid up your butt last night
She's gagging for it but he's already got a severe case of whisky dick
Don't mean to alarm anybody but it looks like they're fucking kidnapping her
Don't ask questions
She's beauty and she's grace
Don't laugh, we've all been carried home by our mates at some point in our sad sorry lives
Winter is no longer coming, mate, it's been and gone