Clubbers of the Week: ReFreshers Special

Guess who’s back and better than ever


Christmas is over and we've been hibernating. Now it's time for The Tab to get back to business, roasting you all for being complete messes every time you hit the clubs. You're welcome, enjoy.

"Would you like to taste it before you buy?"

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Official prediction: She won't be walking for a while after tonight

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Kissing with your eyes open is fucking weird, exhibit A:

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When your gal pals are just having fun but now you've got a massive boner

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When your virgin mate finally pulls

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Looks like she caught him eyeing up the worldie on the pole

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Remembering that cheeky finger she slid up your butt last night

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She's gagging for it but he's already got a severe case of whisky dick

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Don't mean to alarm anybody but it looks like they're fucking kidnapping her

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someone pls call Liam Neeson

Don't ask questions

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She's beauty and she's grace

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Don't laugh, we've all been carried home by our mates at some point in our sad sorry lives

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"Sarah, pull yourself fucking together"

Winter is no longer coming, mate, it's been and gone

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*Hairflip* BYE

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