Come Dine With Me is coming to Oxford, and you can be on it

You could be the next Peter Marsh

Everyone's favourite show about feeding strangers, then bitching about them to a camera is coming to Oxford.

Five days, five dinner parties, five strangers. It's the peak of passive aggressive British entertainment, with a £1000 prize.

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In order to take part you just need to be over the age of 18, be free between the 5th and 9th of February and live in or around Oxford.

To apply, just email [email protected] with your name, age, postcode and number. Winning is guaranteed to improve your chances of pulling in Fishies.