Clubbers of the Week: Week Ten

Jingle bells, deadline hell, Santa please get me laid


Christmas is coming, and we're EXCITED. In two short weeks, semester will be over and then it's time to freakin' sleep for six weeks.

So while you're counting down the days until you're back home with Mummy, please keep making drunken fools of yourselves, we love laughing at you.

"Yes Mr. Bouncer, I pinky promise my mate is over 18"

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LET'S GET TOTALLY DUCKED UP

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*Hits blunt* Duuuuude it's called 'Go Eskimo', so why am I sweating?

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Confirmation that the male G-spot is, in fact, located two – three centimetres inside the anus

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When you're excited about Christmas but remember you have five deadlines in the next two weeks

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It's okay, even superheroes have shit facial hair too

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The man we've all been dreaming about, down that VK you cheeky chap

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When they offer you a drink but you're a strong, independent woman who can buy her own god damn bevs

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Dab if you're a virgin

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"I guess he'll do"

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When Toto's Africa comes on, the National Anthem of Seshlihem

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When you said you were bi for the attention but your friend thought you were legit

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