Clubbers of the Week: Week Ten
Jingle bells, deadline hell, Santa please get me laid
Christmas is coming, and we're EXCITED. In two short weeks, semester will be over and then it's time to freakin' sleep for six weeks.
So while you're counting down the days until you're back home with Mummy, please keep making drunken fools of yourselves, we love laughing at you.
"Yes Mr. Bouncer, I pinky promise my mate is over 18"
LET'S GET TOTALLY DUCKED UP
*Hits blunt* Duuuuude it's called 'Go Eskimo', so why am I sweating?
Confirmation that the male G-spot is, in fact, located two – three centimetres inside the anus
When you're excited about Christmas but remember you have five deadlines in the next two weeks
It's okay, even superheroes have shit facial hair too
The man we've all been dreaming about, down that VK you cheeky chap
When they offer you a drink but you're a strong, independent woman who can buy her own god damn bevs
Dab if you're a virgin
"I guess he'll do"
When Toto's Africa comes on, the National Anthem of Seshlihem
When you said you were bi for the attention but your friend thought you were legit
Richard was reported missing two weeks ago
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
The electric scooters are next level
The petition already has over 600 signatures
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
They have extended the grace period
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
They are also requesting rent refunds
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4
Brookes Rugby Union is also investigating
The confession was sent in to the Brookes Confession page
Pubs are re-opening, but you can only get alcohol with a meal
They’ve been fun from an early age
Just want to know if Steve Arnott is single x
Cher is rumoured to make a guest judge appearance
The series drops on iPlayer in less than two weeks and I couldn’t be more excited
The power of the rent was way hardcore
Fair play this is a decent cast
The apartment rooms look very different in real life
It’s the wellness version of Hot Girl Summer
Turning our worst nightmare into a joke couldn’t be less funny
Private housing has been failing students for years but no one cares
I now believe that true love is real
Soma Sara says the site has received reports of abuse from ‘nearly every’ university
The John Green books were my whole teenage life
Michelle Donelan told The Tab she accepts May 17th return news is ‘disappointing’
The Duke was getting busy with ladies who weren’t Daphne!!!
People are allegedly saying sexual assault is legal on this day
Grab a Josh immediately
Every single one speaks to my soul
TikTok has said it cannot source the original video
The ceremony took place in a garden shed with a tarpaulin covering the floor
London Tipton and Kevin from Home Alone have had a baby and I’m shook