Clubbers of the Week: Week Eight

Exams are coming, and you're finally breaking your library virginity. This post is coming to you from the top floor silent area of the library. Some would say we're using our time wisely here at The Tab. Other opinions are irrelevant.

Take a study break, here's clubbers.

I'd snort a VK over ket any day

This gal looks almost as bored as we were going through this week's pics – step up your game guys

not angry, just disappointed

When somebody asks for a sip of one of your many VK's

god, you're so selfish, I only have five.

This guy just realised that pulling a peng-ting isn't the route to eternal happiness

In the long awaited Incredibles sequel, we see Mr Incredible's struggle with alcohol addiction…

… as a result of Elastigirl's new rock 'n' roll outlook on life

This week, this guy is buying a drink for every time somebody asks him how his coursework is going

Hands up if you're behind on all that coursework

"Hello, Mum? I think I finally found my sole-mate"

Gang signs? Or early-onset arthritis? You decide!

CONSPIRACY THEORY: Boys at Brookes just stick their pubes on their face for Movember

When you're offered a tenth tequila for the night

we salute you, trooper

You are what you eat

everyone just fucking loves bacon