
Clubbers of the Week: Week 7
100 points if you spot the Mean Girls reference
This week, Akon came to Oxford and we all lost our damn minds. Right now (na na na) we're smacking clubbers all over your floor because you're beautiful, and I wanna love you, nobody likes being lonely.
Bless you

"Mate stop sneezing, I am trying to look fit"
"Never have I ever put a finger up my own butt hole"
"Don't look at me"
Somebody just mentioned tomorrows 9am lecture
He's exhibiting what's in store for one of these lucky ladies later

Two in the pink, one in the stink
I wanna, li li li lick you from your head to your toes
Her inner Beyonce is rising through her, this may as well be a renaissance painting
It's so sad that society makes him feel the need to censor himself #freethenipple
Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimised by tequila
Take a shot if you wear fake glasses in the hope of attracting a mate more intelligent than yourself

gotta impress mummy
An expert at riding the pole
When the 2am burrito craving hits

Police confirm body found in Essex as Brookes student Richard Okorogheye
Richard was reported missing two weeks ago

Meet the freshers behind the new unofficial Oxford Brookes clothing brand
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts

Brookes officially adopting ‘Brookes not books’ as its new marketing material
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence

Police ‘increasingly concerned for welfare’ of missing Brookes student
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday

Here are the clubbing nights you won’t want to miss out on this June
The Ox Events are back and better than ever

Brookes student starts a petition calling for lighting to be installed in South Park
The petition already has over 600 signatures

Oxford Brookes University postpones graduation 2021
The university will host online celebrations this year instead

‘I was told to stop being dramatic’: Brookes students’ experiences with uni Wellbeing
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’

Brookes closes investigation into rugby social where team ‘tried to get girls’ nudes’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’

Say It Loud launch campaign for compulsory ‘masculinity’ workshops for male uni students
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops

Oxford Brookes announces face-to-face teaching will not return until at least 8 March
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed

Here are all your favourite small businesses to support in Oxford right now
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!

Brookes Union has launched a petition for a no detriment policy
They are also requesting rent refunds

Oxford Brookes announces no face-to-face teaching until at least 14 February
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students

Oxford city and the rest of Oxfordshire is heading into Tier 4 on Boxing Day
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4

Oxford Brookes investigating ‘rugby social where they tried to get girls’ nudes’
Brookes Rugby Union is also investigating

Brookes Rugby Union investigating ‘social where they tried to get girls’ nudes’
The confession was sent in to the Brookes Confession page

Oxford is officially in Tier 2, here’s what it means for students
Pubs are re-opening, but you can only get alcohol with a meal

This is what it was really like to go on CBBC’s Best Of Friends, by people who were on it
It was definitely your life’s mission to try one of the blue sweets

Cuff me, but Line of Duty just isn’t *that* good
And while we’re here: Steve Arnott isn’t that fit either

Line of Duty viewing figures: How many people watched each series of the show
The new series is up nearly 12million from series one

These are the biggest Line of Duty transformations, from series one to series six
Kate no longer looks like she should be in My Chemical Romance

These are the UK reality stars who have admitted to getting cosmetic surgery
If only they were all this honest 👏

Gogglebox cast ages: How old are all the family members on the show?
There’s a 14 year age gap between friends Jenny and Lee

A flight attendant on TikTok has revealed why they actually greet you at the plane door
It makes so much sense

Quiz: Can you guess the young Netflix star from their childhood photo?
They’ve been fun from an early age

Inside the real life love lives of all the cast of Line of Duty
Just want to know if Steve Arnott is single x

Here’s everything we know about the new series of Drag Race Down Under
Cher is rumoured to make a guest judge appearance

G’day to the queens of the first series of RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under
The series drops on iPlayer in less than two weeks and I couldn’t be more excited

QUIZ: Are you more Ned Schneebly or Dewey Finn from School of Rock?
The power of the rent was way hardcore

Kem Cetinay, Munya Chawawa, and Katie Price announced for new Celebrity MasterChef series
Fair play this is a decent cast

Where is The Circle US filmed? Inside the apartment building used for the Netflix series
The apartment rooms look very different in real life

Ok, so what actually is the ‘that girl’ vibe everyone is trying do on TikTok?
It’s the wellness version of Hot Girl Summer

A TikTok hoax calls 24th April ‘national rape day’ – why is women’s safety still a joke?
Turning our worst nightmare into a joke couldn’t be less funny

The government cares more about football than students and I’ve had enough
Private housing has been failing students for years but no one cares

Everyone’s Invited founder: ‘Students need to challenge rape culture in real time’
Soma Sara says the site has received reports of abuse from ‘nearly every’ university