Clubbers of the Week: Week 7
100 points if you spot the Mean Girls reference
Emily Louise GrayThis week, Akon came to Oxford and we all lost our damn minds. Right now (na na na) we're smacking clubbers all over your floor because you're beautiful, and I wanna love you, nobody likes being lonely.
Bless you
"Mate stop sneezing, I am trying to look fit"
"Never have I ever put a finger up my own butt hole"
"Don't look at me"
Somebody just mentioned tomorrows 9am lecture
He's exhibiting what's in store for one of these lucky ladies later
Two in the pink, one in the stink
I wanna, li li li lick you from your head to your toes
Her inner Beyonce is rising through her, this may as well be a renaissance painting
It's so sad that society makes him feel the need to censor himself #freethenipple
Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimised by tequila
Take a shot if you wear fake glasses in the hope of attracting a mate more intelligent than yourself
gotta impress mummy
An expert at riding the pole
When the 2am burrito craving hits
Police confirm body found in Essex as Brookes student Richard Okorogheye
Izzy SchifanoRichard was reported missing two weeks ago
Meet the freshers behind the new unofficial Oxford Brookes clothing brand
Abby ShawOBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
Brookes officially adopting ‘Brookes not books’ as its new marketing material
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Police ‘increasingly concerned for welfare’ of missing Brookes student
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
Here are the clubbing nights you won’t want to miss out on this June
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
Brookes student starts a petition calling for lighting to be installed in South Park
The petition already has over 600 signatures
Oxford Brookes University postpones graduation 2021
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I was told to stop being dramatic’: Brookes students’ experiences with uni Wellbeing
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
Brookes closes investigation into rugby social where team ‘tried to get girls’ nudes’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
Say It Loud launch campaign for compulsory ‘masculinity’ workshops for male uni students
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
Oxford Brookes announces face-to-face teaching will not return until at least 8 March
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
Here are all your favourite small businesses to support in Oxford right now
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
Brookes Union has launched a petition for a no detriment policy
They are also requesting rent refunds
Oxford Brookes announces no face-to-face teaching until at least 14 February
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
Oxford city and the rest of Oxfordshire is heading into Tier 4 on Boxing Day
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4
Oxford Brookes investigating ‘rugby social where they tried to get girls’ nudes’
Brookes Rugby Union is also investigating
Brookes Rugby Union investigating ‘social where they tried to get girls’ nudes’
The confession was sent in to the Brookes Confession page
Oxford is officially in Tier 2, here’s what it means for students
Tasmin McCullenPubs are re-opening, but you can only get alcohol with a meal
This is what it was really like to go on CBBC’s Best Of Friends, by people who were on it
It was definitely your life’s mission to try one of the blue sweets
Cuff me, but Line of Duty just isn’t *that* good
Danny ShawAnd while we’re here: Steve Arnott isn’t that fit either
Line of Duty viewing figures: How many people watched each series of the show
Hayley SoenThe new series is up nearly 12million from series one
These are the biggest Line of Duty transformations, from series one to series six
Greg BarradaleKate no longer looks like she should be in My Chemical Romance
These are the UK reality stars who have admitted to getting cosmetic surgery
Lydia VennIf only they were all this honest 👏
Harry Ainsworth
Gogglebox cast ages: How old are all the family members on the show?
There’s a 14 year age gap between friends Jenny and Lee
A flight attendant on TikTok has revealed why they actually greet you at the plane door
It makes so much sense
Quiz: Can you guess the young Netflix star from their childhood photo?
They’ve been fun from an early age
Inside the real life love lives of all the cast of Line of Duty
Just want to know if Steve Arnott is single x
Here’s everything we know about the new series of Drag Race Down Under
Bean UrquhartCher is rumoured to make a guest judge appearance
G’day to the queens of the first series of RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under
The series drops on iPlayer in less than two weeks and I couldn’t be more excited
QUIZ: Are you more Ned Schneebly or Dewey Finn from School of Rock?
The power of the rent was way hardcore
Kem Cetinay, Munya Chawawa, and Katie Price announced for new Celebrity MasterChef series
Fair play this is a decent cast
Where is The Circle US filmed? Inside the apartment building used for the Netflix series
The apartment rooms look very different in real life
Ok, so what actually is the ‘that girl’ vibe everyone is trying do on TikTok?
It’s the wellness version of Hot Girl Summer
A TikTok hoax calls 24th April ‘national rape day’ – why is women’s safety still a joke?
Turning our worst nightmare into a joke couldn’t be less funny
The government cares more about football than students and I’ve had enough
Georgia MooneyPrivate housing has been failing students for years but no one cares
Everyone’s Invited founder: ‘Students need to challenge rape culture in real time’
Soma Sara says the site has received reports of abuse from ‘nearly every’ university