Clubbers of the Week: Week 7
100 points if you spot the Mean Girls reference
Emily Louise GrayThis week, Akon came to Oxford and we all lost our damn minds. Right now (na na na) we're smacking clubbers all over your floor because you're beautiful, and I wanna love you, nobody likes being lonely.
Bless you
"Mate stop sneezing, I am trying to look fit"
"Never have I ever put a finger up my own butt hole"
"Don't look at me"
Somebody just mentioned tomorrows 9am lecture
He's exhibiting what's in store for one of these lucky ladies later
Two in the pink, one in the stink
I wanna, li li li lick you from your head to your toes
Her inner Beyonce is rising through her, this may as well be a renaissance painting
It's so sad that society makes him feel the need to censor himself #freethenipple
Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimised by tequila
Take a shot if you wear fake glasses in the hope of attracting a mate more intelligent than yourself
gotta impress mummy
An expert at riding the pole
When the 2am burrito craving hits
Lotti Cane
Casey Horgan
Alisha Raggatt