Clubbers of the Week: Week Six
You put the boo in booze
This Halloweek we have seen unicorns, naughty policemen, mimes and the, ever so terrifying, fuckboy in a white top. You've probably shagged a Harley Quinn and been texted "u up?" by a guy in a dress, let's face it.
Now October is over, everyone is starting to get into the Christmas spirit, but just wait – we have one more spooky Clubbers just for you.
*Insert period joke here*
"This year, I'm dressing up as an intergalactic cock"
How every girl wakes up after Fishies
Ed Sheeran was in Bridge?!?
"I beg of you, take a photo of me, I swear I'm a BNOC"
Baby, I'm your zebra crossing, walk all over me
Analyse the composition of this club photo and comment on how this represents the sesh
We get it, you're thirsty
We're glad to see a Master's students finally out
When your mum tells you to bring all the cups out your room
You're both a mess, but you're eachother's mess
Teenager dies in hospital after car hits pedestrian outside Oxford Brookes University
Police are now appealing for witnesses or any dashcam footage of the incident
Meet the Brookes students who got a private helicopter to see Beyoncé after finishing final exams
Surely the best graduation gift any student has received from their dad
Oxford Brookes implements 11pm curfew on all Cowley Road student house parties
This comes after a record number of complaints were made to the university
The Tab Brookes is looking for new writers and we want you!
We are hosting an open meeting on Thursday 23rd March at the Union Bar from 5pm!
Put it in your diary: Here are the dates for when Brookes staff will be striking
There’s no point in coming back to uni at this rate
Oxford Brookes staff to strike for 18 days before Easter, beginning in just two weeks time
Strikes will begin on February 1st
Temperatures in Oxford were so low last week that it was officially colder than Moscow
It’s electric blanket season for sure
Oxford Brookes student sentenced after they sexually assaulted a man whilst he was asleep
Daniel Wareham will be on the sex offender register for the next 10 years
A Brookes guide to part-time work: Finding your best student job
Sincerely, an overworked third year
This is what your Halloween outfit says about you as a Brookes student
May the most basic outfit win!
Oxford Brookes is officially the seventh most haunted university in the UK
They don’t call it spooky season for nothing
New league table shows Oxford Brookes hasn’t improved in ranking since last year
Still the best uni in Oxford tho x
Johnson from Peep Show is the new Chancellor of Oxford Brookes University
Is that… normal chancelloring?
This is your personality based on your favourite Brookes night out
If your favourite night is Broke Mondays, we need to have a chat
Oxford Brookes campus left without water due to a burst water pipe
The university is providing portable toilets and bottled water for students and staff
The Tab Brookes is looking for new writers and we want YOU!
Come along to our open meeting this Thursday (29th) at the Sports Bar!
Tributes pour in after Brookes graduate dies in helicopter accident on holiday
Jack Fenton was described as ‘the loveliest boy’
Brookes grad died after being hit in tragic helicopter accident on holiday in Greece
Jack’s family have called him ‘the most wonderful boy’
Brookes student died after trying to climb over metal railings in a park, inquest hears
Suhith Mehandra was taking a short cut home through Headington Hill Park
Love Island All Stars couple Jess and Callum have SPLIT after huge public rows
‘He was seen partying with another blonde’
Jono secretly admitted he wished he was married to Ellie and called her ‘hot’ during MAFS
Despite insisting they were ‘just friends’
MAFS Australia production got so angry at Ben his friends and family visit was edited out
Ben would ‘constantly speak in riddles’ and production ended up ‘yelling at him’ over it
Um, MAFS’ Timothy’s claiming Ben ‘stole’ his lyrics for the hell on earth Ellie apology song
Is anything normal happening on MAFS Australia at this point?
The MAFS Australia experts revealed their fave cast members and the choices are wild
Alessandra is a real one
MAFS Australia alumni Jesse reveals which 2024 couples he thinks are in fake relationships
I’m actually so shocked
MAFS Australia set to be rocked by a HUGE cheating scandal involving Jono and Ellie
They were secretly messaging each other throughout MAFS
Ranking all of Sydney Sweeney’s roles by how hard they slayed
She ate her Immaculate performance up and left no crumbs, nun at all
In full: The letter MAFS Australia’s Ben wrote to Ellie listing all the things he hates about her
It includes her vaping, and waking up when he walks into the bedroom
Omg, Jayden and Eden ‘agreed to be puppets’ to get more airtime on MAFS Australia
‘Producers told them they needed to cause drama or go home’
Tori and Jack are charging fans a whopping $118 for a MAFS Australia meet and greet?!
You couldn’t pay me to shake his hand
Selling Sunset agent Chelsea Lazkani files for divorce from her businessman husband
He’s the father of their two young children
Um, Ridge is apparently launching a whole ‘deece’ clothing line around his MAFS catchhrase
I’ll be decked out from head to toe
Awkward! These are officially the least popular Russell Group universities in 2024
Cambridge students everywhere crying as we speak
Ella May Ding just absolutely dragged Jayden from MAFS Australia on a podcast
She didn’t hold back, obviously
Here’s where Cara Delevingne preaching about house music on your TikTok is actually from
‘It’s about time you fell in love with something that will love you back!’
Um, Chelsea now has her own merch range with cringe Love Is Blind sayings on it
I’ll take four ‘Megan Faux’ caps, please
Zayn Malik to Calvin Harris: All the celebs who’ve quit Hollywood to live on a farm
Finding out that Jeffree Star is farming yaks was not on my 2024 bingo card