Clubbers of the Week: Week Four
Warning: contains way too many jokes about BJs
So deadlines are coming up which means one thing – you still haven't started them. But who needs a degree when you're knee-deep in VKs during the sweet, sweet release of a night out?
We've compiled the finest photos of you that should be on Mummy and Daddy's mantelpiece. This is the clubbers you want to show your Grandma.
At least she wouldn't have to bend down?
Who the FUCK puts a human in a duck?
The first stage of getting a blowie
and the other three
"Hi, we are looking for our virginities, can you help us find them?"
Aw that's so sweet, she's helping him get an eyelash out his eye
When a sports lad tells you he wants commitment
'Stop, don't talk to me, loser, lame-ass, wannabe'
"No, honestly babe, your makeup looks great"