Clubbers of the Week: Week Four
Warning: contains way too many jokes about BJs
So deadlines are coming up which means one thing – you still haven't started them. But who needs a degree when you're knee-deep in VKs during the sweet, sweet release of a night out?
We've compiled the finest photos of you that should be on Mummy and Daddy's mantelpiece. This is the clubbers you want to show your Grandma.
At least she wouldn't have to bend down?
Who the FUCK puts a human in a duck?
The first stage of getting a blowie
and the other three
"Hi, we are looking for our virginities, can you help us find them?"
Aw that's so sweet, she's helping him get an eyelash out his eye
When a sports lad tells you he wants commitment
'Stop, don't talk to me, loser, lame-ass, wannabe'
"No, honestly babe, your makeup looks great"
Go home. You're drunk.
When she texts you saying 'U up?'
Richard was reported missing two weeks ago
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
The electric scooters are next level
The petition already has over 600 signatures
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
They have extended the grace period
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
They are also requesting rent refunds
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
The county has gone from Tier 2 to Tier 4
Brookes Rugby Union is also investigating
The confession was sent in to the Brookes Confession page
Pubs are re-opening, but you can only get alcohol with a meal
Don’t read this if your name rhymes with Ear Farmer
‘I don’t want to play oppression olympics, but drag kings are hardly ever seen in the mainstream’
‘The student rent situation was undeniably unfair’
If there was a general election tomorrow I have no idea who I’d vote for
Many believe he was the real killer in the case
Grabovoi numbers are literally ‘motherlode’ – but for real life
No, it’s not the real journalist Maury Terry’s voice
Pop punk revival, Brighton born bands supremacy and nonstop immaculate vibes
There was always a room in your house your mates weren’t allowed in
‘On which planet is this considered funny?’
Yes he’s still living out of a van, yes he’s still hot
He’s eligible for parole but says he doesn’t deserve it
I’m actually gonna miss his cheating ways
They have 30 days’ worth of biscuits with them
David Berkowitz is said to have sent letters to taunt police and the media
If you knew that More Than Words had a video I will personally give you 50 quid
It’s the end of an era