Clubbers of the Week: Freshers’ Week Special

Brookes is back, back again


It's a new year at Brookes. The Freshers are frolicking, the Second Years are hungover and the Third Years are already working. It's time to bring back Brookes' favourite form of self-gratification.

"I told you it tastes like pineapple"

Why is this guy on his knees?

When he tells you to go on top

…and you pretend to enjoy it

I am enjoying myself, I promise

I am enjoying myself, I promise

Never seen him before, must be a fresher

The day they discovered the strawpedo

I'M NOT SHOUTING, YOU'RE SHOUTING

There is always that one friend who mentions he goes to the gym

"Am I drunk? Maybe."

The Spice Girls are FINALLY back together

"Yo dude, we will look so cool if we do this"

Blockin' out the fuckboys

Seeing your mate getting with a solid 10

They weren't interested in a threesome apparently