Clubbers of The Week: Week 12
If you made it until 7am on May 1st, you can power through to the end of this article
Georgina RandallDid no one tell these clubbers its exam season? May Day was of course last week, reigning champion of what is undoubtedly the loosest night for Brookes students year on year, whether locals like it or not. Get ready to see the best of the May Day messes, and pre-exam blow outs.
Fooling no one, a wall of vodka cokes can’t protect from exams at this point
Her body’s saying bedroom, but the eyes say prison
‘Go on babe, tell ’em how big it is.’
You tried
Fairly self-explanatory
For just £2 a month, you can support this boy in his crowdfunding efforts for counselling
TRUST FALL
Champagne showers … VK style
Oxford Brookes to introduce vape rooms in all buildings to stop students vaping in lectures
Francesca EkeEach room will be fitted with a ventilation system to ensure air quality and ‘user comfort’
Teenager dies in hospital after car hits pedestrian outside Oxford Brookes University
Phoebe KowhaiPolice are now appealing for witnesses or any dashcam footage of the incident
Meet the Brookes students who got a private helicopter to see Beyoncé after finishing final exams
Surely the best graduation gift any student has received from their dad
Oxford Brookes implements 11pm curfew on all Cowley Road student house parties
Lily ColdstreamThis comes after a record number of complaints were made to the university
The Tab Brookes is looking for new writers and we want you!
Amy WaitWe are hosting an open meeting on Thursday 23rd March at the Union Bar from 5pm!
Put it in your diary: Here are the dates for when Brookes staff will be striking
Friedi DamwitzThere’s no point in coming back to uni at this rate
Oxford Brookes staff to strike for 18 days before Easter, beginning in just two weeks time
Strikes will begin on February 1st
Temperatures in Oxford were so low last week that it was officially colder than Moscow
It’s electric blanket season for sure
Oxford Brookes student sentenced after they sexually assaulted a man whilst he was asleep
Daniel Wareham will be on the sex offender register for the next 10 years
A Brookes guide to part-time work: Finding your best student job
Emma PettengellSincerely, an overworked third year
This is what your Halloween outfit says about you as a Brookes student
May the most basic outfit win!
Oxford Brookes is officially the seventh most haunted university in the UK
They don’t call it spooky season for nothing
New league table shows Oxford Brookes hasn’t improved in ranking since last year
Still the best uni in Oxford tho x
Johnson from Peep Show is the new Chancellor of Oxford Brookes University
Is that… normal chancelloring?
This is your personality based on your favourite Brookes night out
If your favourite night is Broke Mondays, we need to have a chat
Oxford Brookes campus left without water due to a burst water pipe
The university is providing portable toilets and bottled water for students and staff
The Tab Brookes is looking for new writers and we want YOU!
Come along to our open meeting this Thursday (29th) at the Sports Bar!
Tributes pour in after Brookes graduate dies in helicopter accident on holiday
Jack Fenton was described as ‘the loveliest boy’
Brookes grad died after being hit in tragic helicopter accident on holiday in Greece
Jack’s family have called him ‘the most wonderful boy’
A look inside the wholesome life of Jessica Gunning who carried Baby Reindeer as Martha
I can’t believe she’s not actually Scottish
Emily Smith
No ifs, no buts: These are the absolute WORST episodes of Black Mirror ever
Harrison BrocklehurstBlack Mirror episode idea: Me being forced to watch these on loop
Inside the wild transformations of the Buffy cast, from the first episode to now
Sarah Michelle Gellar my ageless queen!
What have raunchy lovebirds Ridge and Jade been up since MAFS Australia 2024?
Ellie RingNot him getting her name tattooed on his back
Everyone’s wondering if Baby Reindeer’s on stage breakdown was real, so here’s what happened
Donny opened up about the sexual assault he had experienced whilst performing stand up
One MAFS Australia 2024 groom who made it to final vows has already got a new girlfriend
And apparently they dated before the show?!
Man falsely accused of being Darrien from Baby Reindeer has launched police investigation
He has involved police due to ‘defamatory, abusive and threatening posts’ against him
‘I love the surprise’: Richard Gadd has spoken about why he chose THAT Baby Reindeer ending
‘It was the most truthful scene of the entire show’
Are Jono and Lauren still together after his MAFS Australia 2024 texting scandal?
It’s not looking good for the couple
Eden cashes in on MAFS Australia 2024 fame as she signs with influencer talent management
Lucinda has also joined the same management as Tahnee Cook
Forget Tinder, this note of a guy trying to pull on a Sheffield bench has everyone weeping
New pulling technique? Sorted
From Kerry Katona to Shakira: Inside Lucien Laviscount’s unexpected dating history
Suchismita GhoshShakira is a plot twist no one saw coming
Ben reveals he always suspected something ‘fishy’ was going on between Jono & Ellie on MAFS
‘I saw the way they looked at each other from the start’
Bronte speaks out against MAFS Australia and says show offers no support to the cast
‘During filming, I was distraught’
The cunning real reason why Tori decided to expose Jono’s texts on MAFS Australia 2024
She was apparently ‘elated’ when she found out
Richard Gadd asks Baby Reindeer fans to stop ‘speculating’ on who the real people could be
‘That’s not the point of our show’
Ella Ding dropped some brutal shade towards Jayden from MAFS Australia on Eden’s TikTok
Long live her Eynaud brothers vendetta!
Meeting at 19 to kids at 20, inside Aaron and Sam Taylor-Johnson’s age gap relationship
Movies, music videos, and marriage