Result: The best place to have sex in Oxford is the JHB

The people have spoken, and the results are in: the JHB is the best place to have sex in Oxford. Well, other than your bedroom.

Other popular locations included punt boats (long poles, chance to get very wet, nice scenery. Not surprising really), the Oxford Colleges and the Botanic gardens.

The JHBae really is the best place for it, with over 140 people voting in favour. If you’re interested, here are some tips on good places to get it on in JHB. It’s probably the most productive thing you would be doing in there anyway.

I guess now you know where your mate has been going on their long “study” breaks.

Coming last on the list, unsurprisingly, were Wheatley and Harcourt. Having to get the U1 is enough to kill the mood on any one night stand apparently.

The U5 was even less popular than the U1. Ultimate. Boner. Killer.

Clive Booth en suite was more popular than non-en suite, so if they ask in the club, lie.

Cheney was below both of those however, so try to hide the signet ring if you’re on the pull.

Now we just need to find out the best spot in JHB for that well-deserved quicky, vote below and tell us where you get it on in between revision sessions.