Clubbers of the Week: Week 11

Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your fuzz on, get laid

Everyone is back in business after Easter break, working hard and hardly working. Take a break and put down your pens, because it’s mother-fucking Clubbers of the Week.

Sometimes bae just needs a little push in the right direction

It’s called fashion, look it up

“Don’t worry babes, no-one will find out”

It’s not getting hot in here, so don’t take off all your clothes

“Heys Mum, I’m not frunk, I jist ned a lift homesz”

Get it wrong, gotta be strong

Guess who’s underage

If you show me yours, I’ll show you mine bby xoxo

You know you’re lonely af when your imaginary friend is making moves

‘There are currently tens of horny MILF’s waiting for you in the area!’