Clubbers of the Week: St Patrick’s Day edition

Yes, there was a leprechaun, you weren’t hallucinating


St Patrick’s Day: the one day of the year where day drinking is socially acceptable, and everyone pretends they like Guinness.

When there’s no dress up required because your facial hair has got your back

 

That VK must have been raw

 

The guy kissing her cheek wasn’t the 10 her mates promised her he was

 

Paddy’s Day crep check

 

OH MY GOD, FREE HATS?!

 

“Hey girl, what that mouth do?”

 

MDM-Azing

 

Those post tactical chunder abs

 

Sometimes, the “kiss me I’m Irish” line pulls through

 

This girl certainly isn’t over her childhood fear of leprechauns

 

When your best mate starts partying with a new bae

 

Post-roast group photo

 

“Paint me like one of your Irish girls”

 

When your Galway Girl leaves you alone with randoms

 

Local girl refuses to conform to the culturally appropriated holiday tradition of wearing green; has better night for it

 

SALT BAE

 

Even Gollum likes to let his hair down on public holidays

 

‘…there’s a FEAR in your eyes, saying you’ll never leave me…’

 

“Hang on, this isn’t my wife!”