Clubbers of the Week: Week 7

9am lecture? Not for these lot


In a week in which international poor decisions were made, let’s bring it back to a more local level, and look at the heroes making bad choices – so we didn’t have to.

I am an Absolut wanker

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? These three legends

When you spot a peng ting across the dance floor

Frankly obscene scenes at Fishies

MNB Photographer: Inception

Smoochie smoochie

A warm fresher embrace – could this be more awkward?

This girl’s sending quite a strong message

“Jokes on you lot, guess who’s been left holding the vodka…”

Pray for this guy who has a crippling fear of cameras.

Glad to see they both got the duck lips memo

Sharing is caring

A rather lack-lustre dab

Caught out mate

Move over Vorderman! The new Rear of the Year has been crowned

A smug wing man and shocked best friend react to this union

Brookes girls get it right every time

Trump or Hillary? Hillary or Trump?

Fuck it, let’s go to Bridge instead

Clearly scoped out someone wearing the same t-shirt as himself –  stay in your lane or risk judgement

When you have no idea what’s going on

Only the finest Bottega for these two

A true legend would have photographed with it lit