Lola Lo’s is the third worst club in the UK

Nobody can play that much Sean Paul and get away with it


Oxford Lola Lo’s has officially been voted the third worst club in the whole of Britain. 

Thousands of people came together to vote for the UK’s worst nightlife, and unsurprisingly, Lola Lo’s has claimed it’s place in the top three.

Closely beaten out to the top spot by Fifth Avenue (Manchester) and Institute (Aberdeen), we all know that Lola’s is really really grim.

First it was confirmed as the worst club in Oxford, and now, the whole of the UK has recognised that Lola Lo is only good for hardcore Sean Paul fans, and its tacky sunglasses that you probably left in halls.

Oxford has some great nightlife: it’s the home of Fuzzy Ducks and Bridge smoking area. But Lola’s has been dragging us down for far too long.

Or maybe it’s because when you mention going to Lola’s, you get a reaction as if you just asked everyone to sit on the U1 all day. Maybe it’s a shithole, but it’s our shithole.