Tab poll results: Nearly half of us are voting Conservative

In a huge surprise to absolutely nobody, Oxford Brookes has sensationally backed David Cameron’s bid to stay in Number 10.

A whopping 49 per cent are hoping the Tory’s will sweep up in tomorrow’s General Election.

Dave is our sweetheart across the board, with everyone from first years to post grads picking him as their fave.

But not everyone agrees. Fresher Emily Housden says: “Not surprised. There are a lot of rich kids whose daddy have told them Conservative is the only way – but as a student you’re naive if you think voting Tory is a good idea.”

Laidback first year Russell Sheldrake added: “Change is scary, so why not keep things the same?”

Labour are left trailing behind in second, with only 20 per cent admitting they’re part of the Milifandom.

Natalie Bennett takes third position with a respectable 10 per cent of Brookes votes, leaving Lib Dems in fourth with a dismal six per cent.

Sorry Nick.

Just creeping in at the bottom is UKIP, with Farage pilching a paltry five per cent of Brookes votes. The same amount say they’re not bothering to vote at all.