
Brookes’ best clubbers: Week 5
Your weekly instalment of blurry photos and blurrier memories

Can’t take him anywhere

He’s making that face isn’t he?

I’m the DJ’s biggest fan

Is she trying to change the channel?

Must be his bed time

Nipple of the week

SEXophone

Someone just told him the dress is actually blue and black

Straight pimpin’

Strong chin game

The booty had me like

Was he expecting a kiss?

We’ve lost billy
Some photos supplied by X1 Photography.

I reviewed (almost) all of the restaurants at the top of Westgate so you don’t have to
Mowgli and Victors are top-tier

We asked Brookes students which songs motivate them throughout the semester
And you didn’t disappoint!

Applications to be on the editorial team of The Tab Brookes are now open!
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In case you missed it… here’s what happened at Gentlemen’s Fight Night
Considered one of the biggest nights at Brookes, here’s everything that went down inside the big tent

Brookes is offering free snake bites at Sports Bar to make up for the lecturer strikes
They want to make up for the lectures that students have missed

Police appeal for witnesses to ‘fatal road traffic collision’ on St. Clement’s roundabout
A man has been arrested on suspicion of causing death by careless driving while over the prescribed limit of a drug

Brookes futsal team fined after spectators shouted racial slurs at opposition player
The FA has investigated a racial slur used against the opposition at a futsal match

Oxford Brookes confirms dates for UCU strike action
There will be five strike days in February and March

If you can relate to these things, you’re definitely a third year Brookes student
Take me back to first year please!

Brookes student hospitalised after being ‘spiked by injection’ in nightclub
‘Oh my god I think I might be bleeding’

Man charged with sexual assault of a woman on Bartlemas Road
He appeared in Magistrates’ Court on Saturday

Brookes VC expects students to ‘suffer’ if staff take striking action
He claims it’s the ‘last thing’ students need right now

Oxford Brookes expelled three athletes after claim of ‘gang raping 19-year-old’
The uni has told students it is ‘reviewing behaviour and practices within Brookes Sport’

The Ox Events is going to to be releasing ‘scrunchies’ to help stop spiking of drinks
They’re being released with the hope of giving students ‘a peace of mind’

The Brookes Tab is looking for new writers – and we want you!
Join us for an open meeting in the Brookes Union Bar on Thursday 7th October at 6pm!

001 Taxis gives driver lifetime ban from company following allegation of sexual assault
Brookes Union has ‘requested that all Safe Taxi drivers have refresher training’

Oxfordshire may become first county to ban smoking in outdoor dining areas
It‘s part of a ‘smoke-free’ plan

Just a bunch of savage reviews calling Senior Year ‘predictable’ and ‘unimaginative’
It was given 27 per cent on Rotten Tomatoes looool

Lovestruck High is the most cursed dating show ever made… but I can’t look away
Someone expel Lindsay Lohan and put her out of her misery

Plan a fajita night and we’ll tell you what class of degree you’ll get
If it’s not Old El Paso then I don’t want to know

We all need to talk about Jordan from Love Island 2019’s major transformation
Vibes are being served here

Ranking all the songs on Harry’s House, from sad bops to ultimate bangers
I’ve never wanted to dance in a sushi restaurant so bad in my life

An investigation into what is *actually* going on with Florence Pugh and Will Poulter
Are they dating? I need to know

Here’s the massive ending of Everything Everywhere All at Once fully explained
Will I ever stop crying? No x

The bar was already low, but this season’s Made in Chelsea boys are more toxic than ever
And you thought Spencer Matthews was bad!

We all wasted two hours of our lives watching Senior Year and these 21 memes prove it
The entire thing felt like a fever dream

MIC’s Victoria’s ex-fiancé sentenced to seven years in jail for art fraud
Victoria was at his sentencing yesterday

Here are all the celebrities who have supported Johnny Depp during the trial
Ex-girlfriend Kate Moss is due to testify on Wednesday

Office for Students boss spoke at conference that featured antisemitic and racist TV show host
He also endorsed the re-election of Hungarian president Viktor Orbán

Everything the cast of Derry Girls have said about the show since it ended
I am violently sobbing rn

Petty brands and feral TikToks: Why we should all feel ashamed of the Depp v Heard case
A trial rooted in alleged domestic violence deserved more respect

‘I was like a carer’: The agonising reality of growing up with an alcoholic parent
An estimated three million people in the UK have a parent with alcohol problems

This major plot hole in Senior Year on Netflix proves how dumb the movie is
I’ve lost sleep over this

5am starts and clubbing in the day: The 13 juiciest Made in Chelsea production secrets
The show was originally called ‘The Big Smoke’ and then ‘Chelsea Girls’ loooool

Okay so what is the ‘legs and hips and body’ song all over TikTok right now?
‘This song got a Donkey Kong type beat’ 💀

Ranked: The Netflix actors who gained the most Instagram followers after their shows
I wonder why Regé-Jean Page gained so many after Bridgerton?

What is the hanger reflex challenge all over TikTok and does it *actually* work?
If you’re using a wooden hanger for this then you’re an idiot