Stop bragging about what you got for Christmas

I don’t care about what you got for Christmas.

Facebook on Christmas Day is just full of pretentious rich kids showing off their the latest Playstation or their brand spanking new Michael Kors watch.

It’s not cool and all the guilty perpetrators reading this should stop.

No one cares how many presents you got and they especially don’t care about the pretty jack wills underwear you received from your parents, why would you even think this is something interesting enough to share with your 700 odd facebook friends? Because it’s really not.

The only reason they do it is because they want to somehow let everyone know that their life is so much better than everyone else’s.

This is why it’s so pretentious. I can almost guarantee it’s only those who get the lowest form of student finance that can even start to fathom taking pictures of all their presents to share with the world.

What’s so annoying about this is that there is probably so many people who were really happy with their moderately priced Christmas presents until they scrolled through Twitter and saw that all their friends had received about thirty more presents which were significantly more expensive.

It puts so much pressure on boyfriends/girlfriends, family and friends to spend a lot of money purely so a creative Facebook picture can be posted without embarrassment at the end of Christmas day.

The worst of present pictures are the ones of ‘the baes’ gifts. I did not need to know that your boyfriend decided to get you some lacey crotchless panties for Christmas. Keep it to yourself you dirty fucker.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for giving and receiving presents at Christmas because it’s become part of what it’s all about. But it isn’t everything about Christmas.

To me food, family, friends, board games and quality streets are up there with the most important things about Christmas and all the people posting pictures of their gifts on Facebook just look really shallow.

So just stop, please.