Meet the teams: Brookes Squash

We’ve been bouncing off the walls with excitement for the Squash Meet the Teams. Here it is, we find out who makes the most racket (yes I’m recycling jokes), who’s got the biggest balls (OK so I don’t know much about squash) and who is good at Squash (I give up!).

Tom is ducking mental

1. Who’s the angriest member in the squad?

Tom Hudson: It’s impressive how he can turn from the happiest member of the team to a self-proclaimed ‘t**t’ within seconds of getting on court. One dodgy shot makes this man so angry that we heat our squash balls on the steam coming out of his ears.

‘off sick’.. really?

2. Who’s the always getting injured?

Archie Stroud:  the man is always out with something, whether that be muscular, viral or mental.

Molly is one of these two girls

3. Who’s the most high-maintenance?

Molly Allbutt: No-one has been more of an organisational pain this year than Molly. Wrapping the committee round her little finger is her greatest skill.

4. Who’s the biggest freak?

Zoe Levin: Casually completing a 10k cross-country run either before or after training (sometimes both) is not normal, but is standard practice for Zoe.

5. Who’s the biggest drinker?

Joe Tickle: Our Squash Social Secretary gets this award for remaining the only squash member to be hospitalized for his drinking.

Not even chicken pox stops this boy from pulling

6. Who’s most successful with the opposite sex?

Liam Corbally: The man is a machine! His fin is always up and on the prowl. His batting average does not do this guy justice, after all it’s the effort that counts.

7. Who’s got the most flair on the field?

Tom Wellstead: It doesn’t matter how important the game or the score, this man will always play the trick shot. This leads most to believe that he’s only messing around.

8. Who wouldn’t you expect to be as good as they are?

George Meredith: For a man that drinks as much as George, surprisingly he remains a consistent player for Brookes… apart from the occasional chopping he gets from Will Vanston.

We struggled to find a photo of George sober

9. Who’s only in it for the parties?

George Baker: His Social to Match ratio is appalling and he managed to get kicked out of Purple Turtle within half an hour of entrance, a true maverick.

10. Who’s the best player in the squad?

Will Vanston: Countless ‘bagels’ and his ability to beat half the team with his opposite hand set Will Vanston out as our number one.

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