Meet the team: Brookes Volleyball

One team that The Tab haven’t met is Oxford Brookes Volleyball Squad. With the help of Team Captain Paula Schulze and a vote, we bring you the info you really want.

1. Who’s the angriest member in the squad?

John was unavailable, so here’s another Coach

John The Coach: John is angrier and more excitable than anyone player in the squad. Shouting at referees is a regular occurrence, but everyone still loves him.

2. Who’s always getting injured?

Zelia is always cold

Zelia Dupont-Izydorcyk: Despite constantly suffering with illness or injury she still attends games and training sessions, nothing can stop this one!

3. Who’s the most high-maintenance?

Zelia, once more.

Zelia Dupont Izydorcyk: Zelia is not only the most injured but also the most energetic. She’s loud and enthusiastic and we voted her the most high-maintenance.

4. Who’s the biggest freak?

Viktor is the one at the back

Viktor Rachev: Having the strangest ideas and making the creepiest comments makes this one an obvious choice for biggest freak. He’s weird, funny and always up for a laugh.

5. Who’s the biggest drinker?

Artur can handle his drink, apparently

Artur Cybruch: Eastern European routes have given Artur the ability to drink heavily for a long period of time, apart from that time he failed to count to three.

6. Who’s most successful with the opposite sex?

Zelia one last time

Zelia Dupont Izydorcyk: Zelia again! No stranger to hickies, her penchant for partying and enthusiastic personality makes her the most successful with the opposite sex on the Brookes Volleyball Squad.

7. Who’s got the most flair on the field?

Marus is a special little player

Marcus Henriccson: Marcus has a certain style to his volleyball technique unlike anyone else on the squad. He definitely adds flair to the whole team.

8. Who wouldn’t you expect to be as good as they are?

Rising star, Karel

Karel Kingsley: having only joined the team in the last semester, Karel has definitely improved very quickly over the past few months. She keeps surprising us with serves or ball-attacks that hit the opposite team members or make points on the opposite end.

9. Who’s only in it for the parties?

Iara, the party animal

Iara Silva-Silva: The social rep is not only able to get tickets for the best parties, she also seems to have fun inventing drinking games for the socials. She definitely loves her job a bit too much…but is still the best social rep the team has ever had.

10. Who’s the best player in the squad?

Captain Fantastic, Paula

Paula Schulze: Captain of the Team and star player, her years on the court make her the most experienced and most reliable.

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