Porn Stats Revealed: Oxford Full of (Posh) Wankers

It already sets the standard for academic excellence, but now Oxford is also leading the way in a less wholesome pursuit. Porn.

New figures from Pornhub reveal Oxford residents visited the online filth portal more than a million times last year.

Subliminal messaging

And the average horny Oxfordian spends 10 minutes on the hardcore site, watching 7 videos.

The figures, provided by Pornhub’s data arm, Pornhub Insights, also revealed the five most popular search terms in Oxford, which were:

Casting? No, us neither. Urban Dictionary claim that it’s ‘a sexual/BDSM fetish, whereupon an individual enjoys some part of the process of putting casts on people’ but we aren’t convinced.

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The news means you are all punching above your weight in the randiness stakes. We might only be the 41^st most populous city in the UK but when it comes to our hunger for porn, we rise to a respectable 20th place.

However it isn’t just students getting off online. Local town Banbury topped the regional charts with locals spending 14 seconds more on the site than their neighbours.

From the 111 million total site visits  from the UK , 23.5 million came from London.

We’re not working as hard (sorry) as those in the Hertfordshire town of Ware though. With a population of just 18,000 it has the highest demand for porn in the country, with the average person visiting 7.6 pages over 10:37 minutes.

And if you’re getting bored of staring at your screen, why not head on to campus for the real thing?

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