The Ten Best Ways to Procrastinate
Looking to waste some time? Look no further.
It’s getting close to essay deadlines and the start of revision but you can probably go with putting it off another day so here’s The Tab’s guide to procrastinating:
1. Read The Tab
It’s OK. We won’t tell.
2. Social Media
The most obvious. Twitter can take up hours of your time. You could even try and learn how to use Google Plus (no, we don’t know what it is either.)
Don’t forget to follow The Tab on Twitter and like us on Facebook!
3. Daily Mail Side Bar of Shame
Suddenly you find hourly updates on the stars of Strictly riveting.
4. Tidy Up
Last nights washing up? Somebody else’s washing up? All suddenly very important. If only Mum could see you now.
5. Bake
The term ‘pro-cake-stination’ or (procrastin-cake-ing) coined during a particularly essay filled period. And you’ll make your housemates happy.
6. Create a masterpiece
Be it via doodling, painting, photo-shopping. Get creative. Who knows, you could be the next Damien Hurst?
7. Make to-do lists
List out everything you have to do, then don’t do it.
8. Online Shop
Plan your next shopping spree. The sales are coming and it’s always best to be prepared.
9. Catch Up on the TV
Missed ‘Snow, Sex and Suspicious Parents’? iPlayer: making the unmissable, procrastination.
10. Write for The Tab
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