Uni boffs discover you’re most attractive when you’re at pres

After one drink of alcohol you’re a lot less attractive

I was dared to eat a Vindaloo and ended up in hospital

It was that or lose an eyebrow

First year Geographers given same exam as last year by blundering lecturers

‘A lot of people knew all the answers’

Tab vs Food: Ghost Chili challenge

When you eat some of the hottest chillies in the world, you’re gonna want to have some milk

I spent Valentine’s watching 50 Shades of Grey with my parents

My V-Day was more awkward than yours

These second year legends have to keep a hen in their house

Their landlord makes them look after it

Cringe pamphlet saying Northerners have AIDS and fat people are ‘diseased’ distributed in Wills Hall

It also warns you not to date a ‘pricey munter’ on Valentine’s Day

Best dressed at Lou Lou’s vintage fair

We have outfit envy

Lou’s Lou’s Bristol Vintage Fair is full of beautiful things

These clothes will let people know who you are

My family gave me a boar’s head to celebrate my A-levels

A-levels were a boar, but Nessy’s not

I did a Sainsbury’s Basics Christmas Dinner

And I’m still alive

Changing the world: ASS Protest live blog

Power to the people

The most extreme Six Nations fan: Meet the ‘Braveheart of Stoke Bishop’

This guy can’t stop playing the bagpipes when Scotland are on in the Six Nations