Emoji-themed mocktail bar opens in London

Yes, really

Daredevil third years to smash the world record for kayaking Loch Ness

‘The Loch itself is a real monster’

Am I the only one who’s noticed craft beer is tearing our country apart?

Every time you drink it you’re punching your 18-year-old self in the face

Oxford reveller celebrates mate’s 21st by crashing car into lake

‘The lake does sort of come out of nowhere’

Thousands march against austerity: Here are the juicy pictures

‘Protest reggae may well be the worst genre of music yet invented’

How to avoid revision and not feel guilty

It’s not procrastination, it’s ‘revision prep’

What your dancing says about you

What message are your moves really sending?

These are the people who want you to vote for them in Bristol West

Remember the thing where you tick a box and forget about it for the next five years? It’s happening again in May

Multiple university league tables say Bristol ain’t what it used to be

They’re all a bunch of rankers

NUS to work with group who called Jihadi John ‘a beautiful man’

It makes perfect sense

When UKIP porn baron Johnny Rockard tried to recruit girls on Bristol Uni campus

It was all going quite well until some guy called him a pervert

A swift pint in a Kent pub with Nigel Farage

He thinks we should ‘make a fortune’ out of foreign students

You can tell what someone studies from what they’re wearing

It’s a kind of superpower

Nobody’s a ‘proper’ football fan anymore

I was the only person in my halls that wanted to watch the United game in a pub

Here’s what men at Bristol think about ‘rape culture’

‘Our values have been eroded’

What does your house plant say about you?

They’re a great way to distract people from the mould on your wall

Everyone else in my family went to Oxford

I’m the ‘dumb’ one

Meet Natan: He gets naked in front of strangers for money

‘Feels like I’m wearin’ Natan at all, Natan at all, Natan at all’

Best dressed in the ASS library

Nobody goes there to actually study

‘Looking like Draco Malfoy made my life a living hell’

‘Yeah,’ said Harry, ‘but you, unlike me, are a git’