‘The Loch itself is a real monster’
Every time you drink it you’re punching your 18-year-old self in the face
‘The lake does sort of come out of nowhere’
‘Protest reggae may well be the worst genre of music yet invented’
Remember the thing where you tick a box and forget about it for the next five years? It’s happening again in May
They’re all a bunch of rankers
It was all going quite well until some guy called him a pervert
He thinks we should ‘make a fortune’ out of foreign students
I was the only person in my halls that wanted to watch the United game in a pub
They’re a great way to distract people from the mould on your wall
‘Feels like I’m wearin’ Natan at all, Natan at all, Natan at all’
‘Yeah,’ said Harry, ‘but you, unlike me, are a git’