Go on have a peek, it’s the Clubbers of the Week!
Full of fresh who love to sesh
Daisy IngramYou're already fed up with the week and it's only Monday, but never fear, Lola Lo has got your back!
On Monday a load of legends hit up Coco Beach and I have photographic evidence that they seshed hard. Have a butchers at the most mental clubbers this week:
The best "I just bumped into my mum at Lola's expression"
At least his mate brought headphones for when Miley Cyrus plays
Creeper of the week
More like 'Quicksilver says that lad at the back needs to relax'
Most mental lecturer to hit the triangle
He's even friends with a Smurf!
Happiest couple
Imagine what the sex is like
Safest squad
Only roadmen listen to 'Man's Not Hot'
Best impression of his own t-shirt
If only she'd done the Rick part
Most pleased with who he just got with
"Not bad…"
"Not bad at all."
Most regretful clubber
"Fuck I just remembered I have a 9am"
Most cunning Cheshire Cat impersonator
She told her mate Lola's is bow ties only
C'mon, the resemblance is uncanny
Most tactical boob grab
Or maybe he's part of the Allsaints ad campaign?
Most lost on their way to Motion
Are they pretending they're still at Tokyo World?
Most in need of a microphone
Well at least I think that's what he wants in his hand…
Best attempt to camouflage with the guy in front of him
"I have a strong suspicion there is a Smurf behind me…"
Best brows
Just look how much the lad on the left loves them
The Luke Littler effect has hit Bristol Uni as popularity of darts soars amongst students
Jack AdlerThe number of Darts Society members has grown nearly three fold since the World Darts Championships
Nine of the most humbling experiences a Bristol Uni student could possibly face
Eve MintoftGetting on the U1 as a second year is an awful experience
Search continues for university graduate who went missing after Bristol house party
Laura Butler22-year-old Jack O’Sullivan has now been missing for five weeks
The Bristol Tab needs you: Apply to be a part of the 2024-2025 editorial team
Lola WrightApplications close on Saturday 20th April
Would you like a bag?: The Bristol student-led theatre company bound for Edinburgh Fringe
Honor ButlerThe witty and relatable play dissects all the outrageous conversations we have in corner shops as young adults at university
Pro-Palestine students end occupation of Bristol Uni management building after four weeks
Tom PickeringThe occupation ended due to ‘the issuance of a possession order and setting of a court date’
Iconic Bristol nightclub Gravity to close down immediately due to ‘economic strains’
Honor WolstencroftThe nightclub beloved by Bristol students and residents has closed its doors after seven years
Opinion: You can still enjoy Bristol University without participating in drinking culture
James McLeanDrinking may be a large part of university life, but you can still enjoy your nights out while sober
Bristol’s Urban Tandoor to get ITV reality show Keeping Up With the Kormas coming September
Bristol students’ favourite TikTokers will star in a reality TV show about their lives and iconic restaurant
Pro-Palestine students end occupation of Wills after Bristol Uni threatens legal action
The occupiers left Wills ‘following continued threats of police involvement and a court order from the university’
With dissertation deadlines looming, here are eight of the best places to cry at Bristol Uni
Jemima SuttonTerm two deadline season calls for a weekly cry scheduled into the google calendar
Derby Day disrupted as women’s hockey players protest against Bristol SU Code of Conduct
‘The union is letting women down, it is letting the club down, and the union is not supporting its members’
An A to Z of everything you’ll get up to on the Bristol University student ski trip
With mere days to go, let’s make sure our ski trip lingo is at the ready ladies and gents
Pro-Palestine students barricade themselves inside Bristol Uni’s Wills Memorial Building
They are protesting the ‘university’s complicity in the genocide in Gaza’
Bristol Uni to host sport extravaganza this week with 500 athletes and six universities
Annabel MackenFind out how to catch the action and support Bristol
Six of the top spots for a pint of Guinness less than a 15 minute walk from Bristol Uni
The creamiest pints of Guinness you have to check out this St Patrick’s Day
All the best Bristol spots for music and discounts to celebrate St Patricks day in style
Olivia HillGet your best green gear on and hit the town if you’re feeling lucky
XR protestors ‘drown in fake blood’ outside Bristol University’s Wills Memorial building
Sapphire HopeThe group is calling on Bristol University to stop promoting arms-based career opportunities to students
Bristol students move occupation to executive management building in pro-Palestine protest
‘We will occupy until the dog days are over’
Barrister accuses Bristol Uni of ‘unlawful discrimination’ for revoking guest speaker invite
The university thought her ‘gender critical’ opinions would cause a disturbance with her presence
Amazon’s Fallout finally answers mystery fans of the game have wanted to know for years
Harrison BrocklehurstA gap in the nuclear apocalypse lore has been filled
Prepare to have your head absolutely SPINNING with this viral car optical illusion
Emily SmithReady to throw my phone out of a window
Ellie Ring
Omg, we now officially know Lucy’s stats if she was in one of the Fallout games
Nerding out so hard right now
This is the terrifying true story behind Netflix’s creepy new show Baby Reindeer
Nah I’m not sleeping tonight
There was a secret MAFS Australia 2024 cast group chat created to ‘bully’ Lauren and Sara
This is absolutely wild?!
What have Tristan and Cassandra been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024?
Forever obsessed with them
Gypsy Rose Blanchard files restraining order against husband Ryan after ‘mistake’ marriage
She’s also demanding he pays her spousal support
Here’s when the MAFS Australia cast will actually get control of their Instagrams back
Imagine the drama when they can say what they want again
Where are the Deathclaws!? Why Fallout’s most famous monster isn’t in the TV show
Dying to see Lucy VS Deathclaw
Inside Sara and Cassandra’s secret feud which was completely edited out of MAFS Australia
I need to see the receipts
Hayley Soen
The Fallout TV show has a huge lore error that completely contradicts one of the games
Fans are so confused Bethesda has now had to speak out and clarify
OMG! Brit Smith officially releases Karma’s A B*tch on streaming after the JoJo Siwa drama
Let the chart battle begin!!!
Every major contract rule the disobedient MAFS Australia 2024 cast have broken this series
They’ve gone completely rogue
‘I don’t know who Brit Smith is’: JoJo Siwa has addressed the chaos around her new song
Karma has been wrapped up in nothing but controversy since it came out
Reality nepo babies and familiar faces: Meet the five new cast members of Made in Chelsea
Ummm, James Taylor’s brother is now an official cast member?!
Megan Fox has finally responded to Chelsea’s lookalike comment on Love Is Blind
Can we all move on now please?