What’s the best subject related chat up line?

Everyone knows the importance of a good chat up line. It has the ability to break the ice, get someone laughing and maybe even start something special.

However, the key is in originality, the polar bear breaking the ice one is something we’ve all heard a thousand times and isn’t funny.

You’ll be at an awkward house party with people you don’t really know, spot that girl from your seminar and be desperate to approach her. The only thing you’ll have in common? Your course.

Accounting

Are you a spreadsheet? Because you look Excel-lent.

Ancient History

Hey baby, will you roll down your gates for my Trojan horse?

Anthropology

Don’t worry, if you don’t call back I won’t expect you to anthropologize.

Archeology

Are you a dig site? Because I’d love to have a crack at you with my tools.

Architecture

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Biology

Can I put my quadrat in your ecosystem?

Chemistry

We are like an exothermic reaction: reactants = products + energy.

Childhood studies

Do you need a babysitter?

Classics

τοσοῦτος καλλίμορφος εἲ, Ἀφροδίτη ὡς ἔοικε κτείνειν τε ἐπιχείρει.

Computer science

h3y th3r3 baby. ASL?

Dentistry

Trust me, I’m trained in drilling.

Economics

Let me buy you a drink because I’m fucking rich. No joke.

Engineering

Ooh, erm, errrr, sorry. It’s just I haven’t seen a girl in weeks.

English

Hey is your name Oscar? ‘cause you make me Wilde.

Film

Say hello to my little friend.

Philosophy

Going deep is what I do all day, every day. Why make tonight any different?

Theatre

Pay me and I’ll be whoever you want me to be.

Law

You’ve just been found guilty of theft.  You stole my heart.

Politics

Come on, it’s politics. We love fucking people.

History of Art

Paint me like one of your French girls.

Geography

I’d love to spread you out on a table and get to grips with your contour lines.

Geology

Damn girl you make feel just like an igneous rock, super hot and just hard enough to be used.

Music

You like instruments?  I’ve got an organ you can play with back at mine.

History

Are you a communist revolution? Because you are making my lower classes rise up.

Management

I’m going to promote you so hard tonight.

Maths

I heard that you’re good at algebra, want to replace my X and not ask Y?

Medicine

Are you a brain tumour? Because I can’t get you out of my head.

Languages

As-tu un plan? Je me suis perdu dans tes yeux.

Physics

I’m like a black hole, you can’t help but be attracted when I try to pull.

Psychology

You look just like my Dad.

Sociology

If society is comparable to a human body, yours is a utopia.

Theology

The body of the Lord is inside you. At least it will be in 10 minutes.

Vet medicine

I have some really long rubber gloves at home.

Zoology

You like whales?  Fancy a humpback at my place?